Practical Weaponry [Wednesday, Period Four]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond waited outside of the Danger Shop until all of his class had arrived. When they went inside, the room had taken on the appearance of a city devoid of life and eerily silent.

"I do hope you all remembered your zombie plans from our first class," Bond said from the doorway, checking his watch. "Since the zombie apocalypse and your final are both scheduled to start in about five minutes. Anyone who's still alive at the end of the class passes. That is unless you managed to cause the undeath of a classmate in the process, in which case you fail. Have fun."

With that he locked the door of the Danger Shop behind them. A faint groaning could be heard in the distance.

[ooc: wait for ocd up and craving spicy brains.]

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Re: Abandoned Buildings - PW [Week 7]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Upstairs, Turtle seemed to have better luck with doors, easily finding a bedroom, ducking into it and shutting the door behind her. She looked for a lock, found one, threw it, and then immediately took to dragging a nearby dresser in front of it.

Re: Abandoned Buildings - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

Since leaning on the first door had worked so well, the zombies tried leaning on this one as well. A plaintive 'braaaaaaaaains' came out as the door refused to budge.

Re: Abandoned Buildings - PW [Week 7]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Breathing for the first time since she got in the house, really, Turtle sighed with relief and shook her head, feeling incredibly grateful that zombies were so darn stupid. It was time for the next order of business. She switched her two-by-four from hand to hand to wipe the sweat from her palms and get a better grip, and then carefully edged toward the closet of the room, just to make sure there weren't any zombies in there that would come out at the worst time possible later.

Re: Abandoned Buildings - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

Only someone with a sometimes cruel and ironic sense of humour would have programmed something like that into the simulation.

So naturally there was indeed a zombie in the closet, groaning softly to itself as it dreamed of spicy brains and waited for its cue to spring out.

Re: Abandoned Buildings - PW [Week 7]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Gah, she knew it! There was always a zombie in the closet.

Turtle swung back quickly and then forward, hoping to get the nail sticking out of the two-by-four right in the zombie's head.

And, if that (and her aim) failed, she was going to kick it in the shins and try again.

Re: Abandoned Buildings - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

The nail did connect quite solidly with the zombie's head, however it wasn't quite enough to destroy its brain, so now there was a zombie stagger around with a plank nailed to its head.

Re: Abandoned Buildings - PW [Week 7]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Oh, for crying out--" Turtle staggered back a few steps, pulling out her gun, undoing the safety, and just getting right to it by shooting out its brains. She wanted to save ammo, but, alas.

Re: Abandoned Buildings - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

And that was the end of Planky the zombie. Woe.