Practical Weaponry [Wednesday, Period Four]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond waited outside of the Danger Shop until all of his class had arrived. When they went inside, the room had taken on the appearance of a city devoid of life and eerily silent.

"I do hope you all remembered your zombie plans from our first class," Bond said from the doorway, checking his watch. "Since the zombie apocalypse and your final are both scheduled to start in about five minutes. Anyone who's still alive at the end of the class passes. That is unless you managed to cause the undeath of a classmate in the process, in which case you fail. Have fun."

With that he locked the door of the Danger Shop behind them. A faint groaning could be heard in the distance.

[ooc: wait for ocd up and craving spicy brains.]

[Class Roster|Previous Classes]

Comments

Sign In - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

Like you're going to fight the zombie hordes!

Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

The whole paragraph of it.

Survive the Zombie Hordes! - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

Zombie Rules

1. These are variable speed zombies. Their default mode is shuffle and lurch, but they can put on quite a turn of speed if they smell your spicy brains.

2. Destroy the brain, destroy the zombie.

3. You get bit, you become one of the waking undead, and can totally go after your classmates. Speed of infection is about two-four minutes.

4. Zombie vocab consists of groans and various inflections of 'brains'.

Talk to Bond - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

If you scream loudly enough, he'll probably be able to hear you through the door.

Talk to the TAs - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

Just try to avoid using the word 'brains'.

OOC - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

All they want to do is eat your brains...

Just remember, you're in the Danger Shop so no-one's actually going to get hurt or turn into a zombie, and Bond is watching to make sure you don't get into too much trouble.

And now for your scheduled half-nekkid Bond.