Practical Weaponry [Wednesday, Period Four]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond waited outside of the Danger Shop until all of his class had arrived. When they went inside, the room had taken on the appearance of a city devoid of life and eerily silent.

"I do hope you all remembered your zombie plans from our first class," Bond said from the doorway, checking his watch. "Since the zombie apocalypse and your final are both scheduled to start in about five minutes. Anyone who's still alive at the end of the class passes. That is unless you managed to cause the undeath of a classmate in the process, in which case you fail. Have fun."

With that he locked the door of the Danger Shop behind them. A faint groaning could be heard in the distance.

[ooc: wait for ocd up and craving spicy brains.]

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Re: Talk to Bond - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond didn't look up from his marking. "If I only had a satisfactory explanation between me and a detention for unauthorised absence, I would be too," he replied in a far too calm voice. "I do hope you have one handy."

Re: Talk to Bond - PW [Week 7]

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah winced, then handed over her Explanation of How to Fight Demons,* and said, "I was helping a friend in Vancouver fight an incursion of demons. I should have e-mailed you about it. I apologize for not being better prepared."

* How to Fight Demons (Arjh) When You're Not a Wizard.
1. Unnatural Rope - Nylon ropes hold demons really, really well, even if they should be physically strong enough to break the rope. This allows them to be restrained from hurting anyone.
2. Guns - Can not kill demons of this type, but they can hurt them, distract them, and keep them from hurting you. The larger caliber the better, even if they recover quickly.
3. Picking them up and dropping them on their heads at least temporarily stuns them. They don't have any particular resistance to telekinesis.

How to Fight Demons (Arjh) if you *Are* A Wizard
1. The banishing runes (see below) can send them directly back to their home dimension, but must be drawn correctly.
2. Writing G O H O M E on them will banish lesser demons, and send greater ones fleeing, but it's really important they don't flee into a populated area. Don't try this on the big ones.
3. Blowing up a dragon from the inside is very messy but highly effective. You do get dragon guts everywhere, though.

Runes: {@${P%#*$) *9(*($#$ ^ (and variations)

Re: Talk to Bond - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

"Yes, you should have," Bond said, sparing the sheaf of paper a glance before putting it down on his desk. "Or left a message on my machine, or asked someone to let me know. Tell me, are all the phone services in both Fandom and Vancouver broken?"

Re: Talk to Bond - PW [Week 7]

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"No, sir." Dinah was turning red now, but figuring she deserved this. Francine had said he wasn't pleased, so she'd written up her list to show that at least it'd been a serious reason. But he was right, she should have remembered, and she should have called. "I was distracted. But that's no excuse."

Re: Talk to Bond - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

"It's not," Bond agreed. "I'm well aware that there are times that communication isn't possible, but that doesn't mean it's optional when it is."

"Still it speaks well of you that you're taking responsibility for your actions," he said, without even the slightest hint he wasn't exactly expecting the same of his other truant. "Which includes accepting the consequences."

Re: Talk to Bond - PW [Week 7]

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah sighed, wondering what Detention was like. Maybe they'd have her picking up litter on school grounds. Hadn't that been what Zack got, after the alligators? Right, definitely could be worse. "Yes, Mr. Bond. I'll be there when they have Detention."

Re: Talk to Bond - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

"See that you are, Miss Lance," Bond said, though given the current frequency of them, she might very well have graduated by then.

"Now that that's done with," he said, with something actually resembling a smile. "Congratulations on passing the final."

Re: Talk to Bond - PW [Week 7]

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah immediately cheered up, beaming. "Thank you! I really, really enjoyed this class. I learned a lot." And Francine was still right about Hot Mr. Bond still being hot, even if Dinah hadn't read her mind about that. "I should have guessed what the Final would be. You're sneaky."