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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-08-19 10:49 pm
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Practical Weaponry [Wednesday, Period Four]

Bond waited outside of the Danger Shop until all of his class had arrived. When they went inside, the room had taken on the appearance of a city devoid of life and eerily silent.

"I do hope you all remembered your zombie plans from our first class," Bond said from the doorway, checking his watch. "Since the zombie apocalypse and your final are both scheduled to start in about five minutes. Anyone who's still alive at the end of the class passes. That is unless you managed to cause the undeath of a classmate in the process, in which case you fail. Have fun."

With that he locked the door of the Danger Shop behind them. A faint groaning could be heard in the distance.

[ooc: wait for ocd up and craving spicy brains.]

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Re: Shopping Mall - PW [Week 7]

[identity profile] feline-royalty.livejournal.com 2009-08-19 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Guns! Tybalt was going to be needing those!

... He wasn't going to last long, however. He'd never been briefed on the proper zombie apocalypse survival procedures, after all.

And so, should anyone else enter the mall, there was Tybalt. Tybalt the zombie, who would be waxing poetic by standing outside an office area saying, 'All I desire is to sup upon thy brains. I assure thee, t'is not an unreasonable request. I daresay I would not be so crass as to attempt to dine on thine eyes. If thou wilt be so kind as to open the door, then myself and my ilk shall enter, and proceed to eat the delicious matter found within thy skull...'

... If only it didn't come out as a low moan of "braaaaaaaains," instead.
Edited 2009-08-19 14:03 (UTC)

Re: Shopping Mall - PW [Week 7]

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-08-19 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, Mall! Weapons! Places to hide! ... flashbacks! Yeah, wasn't this how she first met zombies?

Dinah kept low and looked around for a sporting goods store, planning on grabbing a really big caliber gun and get out of there as soon as possible.

Re: Shopping Mall - PW [Week 7]

[identity profile] weetinyreese.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
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Sadly, as soon as possible wasn't fast enough. It was entirely possible that Dinah might have seen a zombie standing there off to the side, wavering in place like it was swaying to a song no one else could hear. It didn't make any advances yet, though.

Re: Shopping Mall - PW [Week 7]

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ack!

Dinah loaded the gun, backed away, and aimed for the head. Bang!

Re: Shopping Mall - PW [Week 7]

[identity profile] weetinyreese.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
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The zombie groaned in protest. "Mrrh?" The bullet clipped the side of its head, leaving a very messy wound along one side. Who knew bullets could be so detrimental to rotting corpses? The zombie recoiled and started staggering surprisingly fast towards Dinah. If he still had use of the part of the brain that controlled emotion, he'd be pretty pissed.
Edited 2009-08-20 02:42 (UTC)

Re: Shopping Mall - PW [Week 7]

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Shoot!" Okay, no, that hadn't been a good idea.

Instead, Dinah remembered how this went the first time, and rolled a trash can toward the zombie with her TK, and took off at a run, looking for something to climb up. Something rough, and too hard for it to traverse.

Re: Shopping Mall - PW [Week 7]

[identity profile] weetinyreese.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
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As they were in a shopping mall, Dinah's options seemed pretty limited in that respect, but hey! Zombie bowling was the newest, coolest sport on the block. The trash can knocked the zombie over, leaving its brain to start dribbling out of one side of its head. It still had enough of a brain, however, to slowly get back to its feet. Slowly though. Being knocked over by a TKed trash can hurt, after all, even if you were dead.

Re: Shopping Mall - PW [Week 7]

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yay for braiiiins!

And now Dinah had found an escalator down! Woooo!

Re: Shopping Mall - PW [Week 7]

[identity profile] weetinyreese.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
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Aww. The zombie was sad to lose its playmate, but it was a lazy zombie, so by the time it got to its feet, it was following a different smell altogether in the other direction. Maybe the smell was burritos.