Practical Weaponry [Wednesday, Period Four]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond waited outside of the Danger Shop until all of his class had arrived. When they went inside, the room had taken on the appearance of a city devoid of life and eerily silent.

"I do hope you all remembered your zombie plans from our first class," Bond said from the doorway, checking his watch. "Since the zombie apocalypse and your final are both scheduled to start in about five minutes. Anyone who's still alive at the end of the class passes. That is unless you managed to cause the undeath of a classmate in the process, in which case you fail. Have fun."

With that he locked the door of the Danger Shop behind them. A faint groaning could be heard in the distance.

[ooc: wait for ocd up and craving spicy brains.]

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Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

The whole paragraph of it.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Well, crap. Hannibal vaguely remembered his zombie plan and how it wouldn't have really worked all that well. He'd have to do some improvising.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

Considering that Hinata's plan had been equal to 'find fire' ... she wasn't really sure how this was going to go.

She was pretty sure she couldn't Jyuuken the spleen out of them. Biting her lip, Hinata considered her options.

Brains were the weak point, right?

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. Because the last time Anemone had encountered zombies, it had gone so well.

"Right, so who wants to help me set the town on fire?" He hadn't said no collateral damage...

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

Leda muttered the elven word for fire, and made a small fireball appear in her hand. Fortunately it seemed this counted as serious enough for her geas to not apply. "I'm game."

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

Anemone's eyes got really big, and she squealed and clapped her hands with glee. "I wanna do that too!"

No, Anemone, you cannot have fire.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

"I think in order to this specifically you have to be an Elf."

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

"Bummer," she sulked, still eying it enviously. "With that, you can make shish-ka-bob zombies, and not need to worry about it spreading to the trees if you have good aim, yeah?"

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. Also I know how to put it out really quickly. The problem is burning a Zombie might not be the best way to destroy it's brain. Certainly not the quickest."

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

"Can you target the eyes? It can't see, it can't find anything to eat," Anemone pointed out. "It's also a nice, fast, path to the brain."

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

"Hmm." Leda looked at the fireball and muttered thoughtfully. The ball shrank. Too fast, actually and it went out. "Damn. I'll have to practice that."

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

"Practice on them," she suggested cheerily. "It's just the Danger Shop. It's not like we're gonna actually char anyone, right?"

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

"Right." Leda nodded. "I wouldn't want to do that anyway."

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Oh, crap. She'd hated these guys the first time. "Guns and an exit strategy. Right. I wonder if there's any helicopters still working around here..."

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Already eager and anticipatory thanks to other great plots occurring today, Turtle looked bouncy and bright eyes with an eagerness to let some of this energy out in useful ways.

Burning uniforms and killing zombies. How could she not love this place?

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[glacial_queen]

Karla still hadn't learned much about zombies, but she remembered what her plan was anyway.

...She hoped her classmates wouldn't mind when she went around putting out fires. FIRE BAD; TREE PRETTY! How did they not remember that?

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

Kyle remembered his zombie plan. Stay high, run fast, don't get killed. It was like home.