Shop Class: [2/27] - Danger Shop Craziness

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

As the students enter the shop room, Mac greets them with a smile.

After everyone arrives and signs-in, Mac makes some adjustments to the remote control and the room turns into a metal scrapyard.

"Hey everyone. Welcome to Shop Class. Today we'll be doing another one of our Junkyard creativity excercises..."

*SLAM* *CLUNK*

Mac looks over at the doors to the shop class which have closed and locked on their own. "Hal? Could you open please?"

"I'm sorry Mac," said a monotone voice. "I'm afraid I can't do that. Apparently someone is very upset at you."

Five robots shimmer into existence around the group of students.

"Okay. This is not good," Mac muttered to himself. "Kids! Run for it! Get into the supply room! There's no holoprojectors there!"



[OOC: OCD Threads a coming! up!]

Comments

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[fh-dangershop.livejournal.com]

One of the robots blasted the shoe with its lasers. The other advanced towards John. "EXTERMINATE!'

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander, crouched low to the ground, tries to picture the big eye on top of the nearest robot -- which looks kind of familiar, like something he saw on Mr. What when he was a kid -- as a tv antenna.

He thinks, 'BITTERWOMAN' at it, really loudly.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Grabs a shotty and some extra rounds.

She disappears into the smoke.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"My poor shoe," John says but keeps going, bouncing off robots and debris and things. "I hate school."

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Your shoe has gone to a better place." says Pippi.

*chack chack*

"To Valhalla. Where the brave live forever."

She tumbles forward in the smoke past a (hopefully) confused robot and takes a moment to but her fist through the back of what possibly serves as its head.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip grabs an M-16 off the rack and loads the catridge. He swings the weapon around at the pepper shaker shaped robots. "Walter, if there was ever a time for you to be ungodly fast, it'd be now!"

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[fh-dangershop.livejournal.com]

The robots, confused by a sudden glitch in their programming that looks like a woman in a very skimpy costume, stopped stock still to process and work out the bugs.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter runs for it, taking care to try to keep some cover. It's extremely frustrating not to actually be attacking.

He's damned fast, though and he's hopeful about making it to the control panel quickly.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John, trying to do something to help, throws debris at the robots to hopefully cover Walter's run.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[fh-dangershop.livejournal.com]

One of the more advanced robots fired at Walter, aiming for where it expected him to be based on a constant rate of speed.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Somewhat behind Walter, Pippi comes running up shooting at the robot as it fires at him.

"Walter! Dodge!"

*BOOM*

*chack chack*

*BOOM*

This shooting would probably have more punch when she gets closer to the robot.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Back to that bullets versus lasers equation. Walter cursed as he dove for cover and felt a hot line burn across his shoulder blades.

He stayed low and scrambled forward, still moving fast.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[fh-dangershop.livejournal.com]

Some of the shrapnel dinged the robot, but it kept shooting at Walter, twisting its head around to keep an eye on Pippi.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi draws closer, weaving and dodging, and shoots at the eye thing as it turns towards her.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[fh-dangershop.livejournal.com]

It fired back quickly. Unfortunately, being a robot, it was unable to move as agilely as a human and was shot in the eye. It wasn't a direct hit, but there was smoke.

And possibly some robotic flailing.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Ignoring the discomfort, and taking random changes in direction, Walter burst out from cover and ran as fast as he could (which was considerably fast) to the access panel.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[fh-dangershop.livejournal.com]

He was fired upon repeatedly, but some of the shots may have gone a bit wild. Something kept interfering with its circuitry and programming.


[ooc: The panel will be openable, but I think there's something already worked out to shut the robots off.]

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander throws a flaming twinkie at them, wishes he had a crossbow to launch it with because he's actually pretty decent with one of those, and thinks loudly of The Earls of Danger, who would, admittedly, never shoot flaming Twinkies from their stock-car windows.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Good throwing, Xander," John says. "You're a Twinkie Sharpshooter!"

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[soldtoarmenians]

"Like your shoes, I mourn them, but at least they're dying for a good cause," Xander says. Shouts, really, over the gunshots.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"You wanna try to get through these together? Hook arms or something?" John offers his arm. "So we won't get separated."

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[soldtoarmenians]

"Uh.... Sure?" Xander links arms with John. And suspects the robots are now seeing that 'We're off to see the warlock' song from The Warlock of Id.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[fh-dangershop.livejournal.com]

The robot, not being a big fan of twinkies, boykissy, or musicals, fired directly at their joined hands.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip takes aim at the eyestalks and fires in short bursts at the robots, trying to knock out their abillity to see.

Re: After the plan is discussed...

[fh-dangershop.livejournal.com]

One of Pip's shots hit the eyestalks of one of the robots. It exploded and began to smoke.