Designated Eating Time

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Velcume-a tu a vunderffool noo semester et Fundum Heegh! I em su ixceeted tu hefe-a yuoo beck here-a tu see me-a und my cheeckens. I hupe-a ell ooff yuoor noo clesses ere-a treeteeng yuoo vell und iff zeey eren't...hefe-a a cookeee-a!

Tudey's menoo is:
Ruest Beest sundveeches

Ceeser Seled (nu reel ceesers vere-a hoort in zee mekeeng ooff thees seled)

Putetu Suoop

Cuukeees!

Cume-a, seet und injuy yuoor loonch! Iff yuoo dun't I'll hefe-a Des Schneetzel effter yuoor ess! Bork Bork Bork

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty grabbed a "Ceeser Seled" and waved hello to the chef as he sat down at one of the tables to eat.

[ninja-brat.livejournal.com]

Yuffie finally decided to brave the cafetria. She didn't want to spend all her money on buying food, and it couldn't be all that bad, right? Just as long as someone else eats it first, right?

She nearly walked back out the door when she saw the...chef? It had to be the chef, right? What the hell was he? But she got into line, still staring at the chef as she grabbed a sandwich and some cookies. She only looked away when she turned to look for a seat.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

"Hello, Chef," Kiki smiles, taking a salad and a bowl of soup. "I hope you and Das Schnitzel had a lovely holiday break. Happy New Year, and - ooh, cookies! Thanks, both of you, for your hard work!"

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Mac gets herself some soup, despite the warnings she'd recieved about cafeteria food, and heads to sit down. It can't be that bad after all.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair bounced in and grabbed a sandwhich and cookies. He sat down at a table to eat, scribbling in his notebook while he ate.

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

Smith takes one of everything and then sits at a table by himself. He takes off his sunglasses, hoping that it will give a feeling of informality, and therefore students might feel more inclined to joining him in his dining experience.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala grins. "Hi, Chef!" she says in a bright, cheerful voice 'cuz zomg she didn't have to get up early on the first day!. She grabs herself a bowl of soup, a salad, and a couple of cookies and heads for a table.

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordelia wanders warily into the cafeteria and picks up a salad, examining it for health and safety reasons.

She wanders to a table and sits down, picking cautiously at the salad with her fork.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Edward picks a roast beef sandwich, since it... seems normal. He finds a spot to sit down and picks at it, before deciding 'what the hell, he's hungry' and cramming as much of the sandwich into his mouth as he could possibly fit at once.

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander stopped in after Creature Languages, the smell of coffee on his own clothes making him hungry enough to risk the cafeteria rather than running back to his room for a snack. After studying the menu, he decided maybe he'd be safe trying the Ruest Beest - after all, the onion blossom he'd had a whole two or three pieces of before Locker 327 had eaten it hadn't been too bad. Just in case, though, he grabbed a few packages of Twinkies from the vending machines just down the hall before settling in at a table.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

"Yo Das! How's that trigger... er... wing?" It's been a while since Shep's been in the cafeteria. "Chef, my man, how's it going? You got one of these salads without anchovies? Can't stand those things - hey cookies. Awesome!"

[lady-jessica-bg.livejournal.com]

Jessica takes some cookies and a Caesar salad before sitting down to eat.

"Hm. These cookies aren't bad."

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots came into the cafeteria in the exact same clothing he wore yesterday, looking very rumpleted and peeved. JC is not with him, for once.