Designated Eating Time

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Velcume-a tu a vunderffool noo semester et Fundum Heegh! I em su ixceeted tu hefe-a yuoo beck here-a tu see me-a und my cheeckens. I hupe-a ell ooff yuoor noo clesses ere-a treeteeng yuoo vell und iff zeey eren't...hefe-a a cookeee-a!

Tudey's menoo is:
Ruest Beest sundveeches

Ceeser Seled (nu reel ceesers vere-a hoort in zee mekeeng ooff thees seled)

Putetu Suoop

Cuukeees!

Cume-a, seet und injuy yuoor loonch! Iff yuoo dun't I'll hefe-a Des Schneetzel effter yuoor ess! Bork Bork Bork

Comments

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Only from embarassment," Marty replied. "Oh... and if you ask for 'chicken'? Make sure you specify you want it cooked first. Otherwise you might end up with a new pet."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordy cringed. "As long as I'm not expected to eat a live chicken, I can handle that. Not that I particularly want a pet chicken, though."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Well, to be fair it's a muppet chicken, not a real one. A real one would probably easier to live with. Instead I have a chicken with an attitude. That knits."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Give it another week, and nothing would surprise Cordy ever again. "Oh. Well. At least it has a constructive hobby?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"That and it watches Oprah. Keeps it docile."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"Could be worse," she said.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty gives Cordelia a smirk. "I'll remember you then when I need someone to chicken-sit."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"Oooh, lucky me."