Designated Eating Time

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Velcume-a tu a vunderffool noo semester et Fundum Heegh! I em su ixceeted tu hefe-a yuoo beck here-a tu see me-a und my cheeckens. I hupe-a ell ooff yuoor noo clesses ere-a treeteeng yuoo vell und iff zeey eren't...hefe-a a cookeee-a!

Tudey's menoo is:
Ruest Beest sundveeches

Ceeser Seled (nu reel ceesers vere-a hoort in zee mekeeng ooff thees seled)

Putetu Suoop

Cuukeees!

Cume-a, seet und injuy yuoor loonch! Iff yuoo dun't I'll hefe-a Des Schneetzel effter yuoor ess! Bork Bork Bork

Comments

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

"What? You're not into grunting?" she grins. "Can't wait until self-defense. That should be fun... or scary....

"So, you talked to Callisto?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron clears his throat and pulls his hand back. "I am in certain kinds... that err... probably shouldn't be discussed here," he picks up his spoon and starts eating from his soup.

"Yeah, she came into the gym."

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

"Well, good. She's not someone you want pissed off at you." Vala pokes at her salad innocently. "And about that kind of grunting...," she pauses for a moment. "I take it you heard the radio broadcast last night? Have anything to say about how they ended up with that particular piece of 'news'?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron blinks, not following. "What?"

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

"The radio last night apparently felt the need to report that sometime during the day Cally reached the conclusion that I must be a screamer?" She looks at him. "Now where would they have gotten something like that?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron drops his spoon and groans. "I didn't say that! I told her it was none of her business!" He rubs a hand across his forehead. "Did they say anything else?"

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala raises an eyebrow. "Should they have?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"I should hope not! I only fantasize about you, damnit!"

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

"And Cally somehow thinks... what? That you fantasize about her?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"What? God no! Ewl! That's like... Ick! She reminds me of Emily! Geez, Vala!" Cameron looks thoroughly grossed out.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

"Well then what were you saying to her?"

Hey, it hit the radio last night, Vala's not letting this one go with some sort of 'handwave'.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"I wasn't saying anything! I outright refused to tell her about any sort of bed sounds you make because that's private and that's mine to hear and it's none of her business," Cameron argues.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala can't help but be amused, but tries not to let it show. "So, how exactly did the topic come up? Were she and Anders oversharing?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"Yes," he pouts and touches her blonde streak. "I don't know what brought it up. I was just saying that the amount of noise normally is related to the amount of awesomeness of something. So Cally said you had to be a screamer then." He coughs as he kinda gets it better now.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

"Oh, so Cally has reason to know about your 'awesomeness' in this area?" She's just toying with him now, really.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"What?" He stares horrified at Vala that she can even think that. "No way! You're the only one who knows about my awesomeness! You're who makes me awesome."

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala can't help it, she starts snickering. Especially at the volume he's managed to achieve in the middle off the cafeteria.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"This is not funny!" He protests, then starts to realise exactly where they are and how loud he's being. He beats his head on the table.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

She tries to control her snickering. "Good going, YoYo," she says, stopping his headbanging. Picking up her tray, she gives him a quick kiss and moves off. "See you in self-defense!"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron decides that his girlfriend is evil.