Designated Eating Time

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Velcume-a tu a vunderffool noo semester et Fundum Heegh! I em su ixceeted tu hefe-a yuoo beck here-a tu see me-a und my cheeckens. I hupe-a ell ooff yuoor noo clesses ere-a treeteeng yuoo vell und iff zeey eren't...hefe-a a cookeee-a!

Tudey's menoo is:
Ruest Beest sundveeches

Ceeser Seled (nu reel ceesers vere-a hoort in zee mekeeng ooff thees seled)

Putetu Suoop

Cuukeees!

Cume-a, seet und injuy yuoor loonch! Iff yuoo dun't I'll hefe-a Des Schneetzel effter yuoor ess! Bork Bork Bork

Comments

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

"The radio last night apparently felt the need to report that sometime during the day Cally reached the conclusion that I must be a screamer?" She looks at him. "Now where would they have gotten something like that?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron drops his spoon and groans. "I didn't say that! I told her it was none of her business!" He rubs a hand across his forehead. "Did they say anything else?"

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala raises an eyebrow. "Should they have?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"I should hope not! I only fantasize about you, damnit!"

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

"And Cally somehow thinks... what? That you fantasize about her?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"What? God no! Ewl! That's like... Ick! She reminds me of Emily! Geez, Vala!" Cameron looks thoroughly grossed out.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

"Well then what were you saying to her?"

Hey, it hit the radio last night, Vala's not letting this one go with some sort of 'handwave'.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"I wasn't saying anything! I outright refused to tell her about any sort of bed sounds you make because that's private and that's mine to hear and it's none of her business," Cameron argues.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala can't help but be amused, but tries not to let it show. "So, how exactly did the topic come up? Were she and Anders oversharing?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"Yes," he pouts and touches her blonde streak. "I don't know what brought it up. I was just saying that the amount of noise normally is related to the amount of awesomeness of something. So Cally said you had to be a screamer then." He coughs as he kinda gets it better now.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

"Oh, so Cally has reason to know about your 'awesomeness' in this area?" She's just toying with him now, really.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"What?" He stares horrified at Vala that she can even think that. "No way! You're the only one who knows about my awesomeness! You're who makes me awesome."

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala can't help it, she starts snickering. Especially at the volume he's managed to achieve in the middle off the cafeteria.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"This is not funny!" He protests, then starts to realise exactly where they are and how loud he's being. He beats his head on the table.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

She tries to control her snickering. "Good going, YoYo," she says, stopping his headbanging. Picking up her tray, she gives him a quick kiss and moves off. "See you in self-defense!"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron decides that his girlfriend is evil.