Designated Eating Time

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Velcume-a tu a vunderffool noo semester et Fundum Heegh! I em su ixceeted tu hefe-a yuoo beck here-a tu see me-a und my cheeckens. I hupe-a ell ooff yuoor noo clesses ere-a treeteeng yuoo vell und iff zeey eren't...hefe-a a cookeee-a!

Tudey's menoo is:
Ruest Beest sundveeches

Ceeser Seled (nu reel ceesers vere-a hoort in zee mekeeng ooff thees seled)

Putetu Suoop

Cuukeees!

Cume-a, seet und injuy yuoor loonch! Iff yuoo dun't I'll hefe-a Des Schneetzel effter yuoor ess! Bork Bork Bork

Comments

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander stopped in after Creature Languages, the smell of coffee on his own clothes making him hungry enough to risk the cafeteria rather than running back to his room for a snack. After studying the menu, he decided maybe he'd be safe trying the Ruest Beest - after all, the onion blossom he'd had a whole two or three pieces of before Locker 327 had eaten it hadn't been too bad. Just in case, though, he grabbed a few packages of Twinkies from the vending machines just down the hall before settling in at a table.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

From his spot talking to Blair, John looks over, might stare for a moment, before blushing and turning away quickly.

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander who finally got clued in to the voicemail thing by Jake just before lunch might glance over, then drop his head into his hands and shake it repeatedly. He emphatically did not then peek through his fingers at John again. Nope.