Designated Eating Time

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Velcume-a tu a vunderffool noo semester et Fundum Heegh! I em su ixceeted tu hefe-a yuoo beck here-a tu see me-a und my cheeckens. I hupe-a ell ooff yuoor noo clesses ere-a treeteeng yuoo vell und iff zeey eren't...hefe-a a cookeee-a!

Tudey's menoo is:
Ruest Beest sundveeches

Ceeser Seled (nu reel ceesers vere-a hoort in zee mekeeng ooff thees seled)

Putetu Suoop

Cuukeees!

Cume-a, seet und injuy yuoor loonch! Iff yuoo dun't I'll hefe-a Des Schneetzel effter yuoor ess! Bork Bork Bork

Comments

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

Smith takes one of everything and then sits at a table by himself. He takes off his sunglasses, hoping that it will give a feeling of informality, and therefore students might feel more inclined to joining him in his dining experience.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair looked over and saw the principal sitting by himself. Hopping up he went over to sit across from him. "Morning, man. How's it going? Did you try the cookies? They're great!"

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

"According to our chef's dialect, we should be pronouncing it 'cuukees', Mister Sandburg." Smith then picks up his cuukee and takes a bite. "I find the taste most invigorating." Smith puts on a pleasant expression, ir at least the most pleasant expression he can.

"How 'goes' your first day, Mister Sandburg?"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair pursed his lips. "Cuukees. Cuukees." He bounced. "That's cool, I didn't want to make the chef think I was mocking his accent or anything, which is why I said cookies. But I get what you're doing. Adapting to the culture, following the example set by the local leader. The chef calls it cuukees, you call it cuukees."

Blair bounced and pointed at his notebook. "Had creature languages this morning and learned that spiders don't have individual names. Which is good for squishing them, but kinda sad about the spiders. No individuality or cool nicknames. Doesn't that just suck?"

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

"Individuality is something that most take for granted. It is good to treasure it." Smith takes a bite of his sandwich. "As for sucking? Yes. One could assume if one was in the Matrix lacking individuality, it would suck the precious electrical energy out of them."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"I hear that." Blair nodded and gulped down the last of his sandwhich. He held one of his cookies out. "I'm stuffed. Do you want my last cuukee?"

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

"You are quite generous, Mister Sandburg. I will, indeed, have your last cuukee." Smith smirks. "Thank you."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair and grinned bounced cheerfully. "Alright, man. I'm out of here. Have a great day!"