Designated Eating Time

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Velcume-a tu a vunderffool noo semester et Fundum Heegh! I em su ixceeted tu hefe-a yuoo beck here-a tu see me-a und my cheeckens. I hupe-a ell ooff yuoor noo clesses ere-a treeteeng yuoo vell und iff zeey eren't...hefe-a a cookeee-a!

Tudey's menoo is:
Ruest Beest sundveeches

Ceeser Seled (nu reel ceesers vere-a hoort in zee mekeeng ooff thees seled)

Putetu Suoop

Cuukeees!

Cume-a, seet und injuy yuoor loonch! Iff yuoo dun't I'll hefe-a Des Schneetzel effter yuoor ess! Bork Bork Bork

Comments

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Mac looked confused for a moment, before it registered that other planets may not have vegans on them."Uh, does it have anything related to or orignating from an animal in it?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee looks wounded. "Of course, why?"

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

"I just not a carnivore, is all." she gives him a smile, "it is of course nothing against your cooking - or sandwich making in this case. More of a moral stand, but I really do appreciate the offer."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"Oh, this must be a cultural thing..." he says, biting his lip. "I'm very sorry if I have offended you."

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

"Oh, hell no. I'm not the type to get offended, and really nothing wrong with your food." She gave him a re-assuring grin. "It's just a bizarre quirk of mine. Its not even normal where I come from."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee flails but keeps it all inside. "Oh. Well, anyway -- err..."

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

"You still look panicked. Dont worry, really." She drinks the last of her water, still watching him. "I tend to live off coffee and vegetables, probably not the healthiest choice, but it works for me."