The Club Fair, Gym, Friday Afternoon

[forhisfriends.livejournal.com]

Though he'd heard about something like it being in the works, the club fair wasn't what Simon had been looking for.

Regardless, it was what he found, just as it was being set up. He almost left straight away, to avoid being in anyone's way, but then his curiosity won out. So, he decided to stay and take a look at the club schedule.

Couldn't hurt, could it?

[ooc: Wait for the OCD! OCD achieved, have at!]

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Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[forhisfriends.livejournal.com]

When they ping in!

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[wwiii]

Warren had made a point, today, to come in with two of the staples, so far as he could gather, of fraternity culture. He'd only really stepped in to help with the fraternity near the end of the last semester, but what he was lacking in experience, he could make up in a willingness to learn!

... And a vast fortune. And maybe enthusiasm.

Either way, there were several moddable types of pizza from Pizza Planet set out. And there was coffee from the Perk.

Beautiful coffee.

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[wasthecuteone]

"Obviously I'm not joining your frat," Petra said as she approached the frat table, cupcake tenderly cradled in her hands, "but I would like to participate in a gesture of goodwill, by which I mean I skipped lunch to finish my club banner and would love to swap you a cupcake for a slice of pizza."

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[wwiii]

"There's plenty of pizza to go around," Warren laughed, making a grand gesture to the pizza with one hand. "Take as much as you need."

He grinned a bit.

"And that cupcake looks awesome. Did you make those yourself?"

Warren might have had a bit of a natural compulsion toward home-baked-goods wariness, but he was steadfastly reminding himself that not everybody thought that tartar sauce was an adequate substitute for cream of tartar the same way his girlfriend did.

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[hurtingzeebo]

"Fraternity!" Sam yelled. She grabbed a slice of pizza and crammed a rather impressive amount into her mouth at once. "Where do I sign up?"

Yeah, she was pretty much just here for the pizza.

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[wwiii]

Warren was vaguely aware that there was one at least every semester. One girl, trying to join the boy-club. And so, he was more or less prepared for this eventuality and managed to handle that bit with some amount of grace and poise.

The sheer size of that mouthful, on the other hand, had him staring with his mouth hanging open. He took a moment to get his bearings before attempting an answer.

"Probably over there, at the sorority table," he offered, tentatively. He didn't really want to make assumptions about gender identity or anything, either, but he kind of suspected that Sam was only here for the pizza.

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[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

"...Fraternity, huh?" Freddie asked, approaching the table. "How... fraternal do we have to be?"

He was normally the nerd type, of course.

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[wwiii]

"The entrance exam is pretty easy," Warren said, sighing. Yes, after his conversation with Sam, Warren totally made up an entrance exam. "You have to get a hundred percent to pass, but it's not a difficult question. Are you, or do you identify as, male?"

The sorority was totally welcome to adapt the same exam to suit their purposes, but Warren doubted that they ever had this many problems with guys trying to join. Presumably because guys could recognize that they had their own club, too.

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[glacial_queen]

He'd been expecting one girl; was he prepared for two? One of whom was his own girlfriend?

"Kiss kiss," Karla said, stopping in front of the table and helping herself to a slice of pizza. Hey! She was hungry! As usual...

Her expression probably boded ill for Warren. It was playful.

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[wwiii]

He knew that look. That look meant that Warren was damned if he did, and damned if he didn't.

Maybe he could lessen the suffering by sliding the rest of the pizza box her way.

"Hey, Karla. How goes the club fair?"

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[longislandiceme]

Yeah, Bobby? Was just going to hop up so he was sitting on the table, and begin helping himself to pizza slices.

"Hey, War," he greeted cheerfully around a mouthful of pepperoni-and-bacon.

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[wwiii]

"Hey, Bobby. Here to sign up, or are you just here for the pizza?"

Or maybe the awesome company!

"Please sign up. I think I'm hell-bent on recruiting all the guys I can now, on principle."

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[richieryan.livejournal.com]

Pizza! Pizza was definitely worth wandering over to this table for. And as an added bonus, Richie figured a frat wasn't exactly what Mac had in mind when he'd strongly encouraged Richie to do something extracurricular.

"So, what's the point?" Richie asked as he grabbed a slice of something meaty. "What do you guys do?"

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[wwiii]

"We eat a lot of pizza," Warren replied. Because that seemed to be the biggest selling point of the day. "And from there, we mostly just wing it and do guy things. Paintball, video games, fundraisers for... something or other."

He was so good at this.

"... Bar crawls? I think we're open for suggestions."

So long as there weren't any girls, dammit. He was getting kind of firm on that point, by now. Next semester, he was going to make a No Girls Allowed sign and decorate the booth like a freaking tree fort.

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[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Tony was also there, though he was distracted by his phone for some mysterious reason. It wasn't like he was a giant tech nerd or anything.

Don't be silly.

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[wwiii]

Oh, this was awkward. Awwwwkward.

Warren watched Tony on his phone for a bit, not wanting to interrupt. And then watched him for a few moments more.

And then slid him a cup of coffee. Which was maybe a silent peace offering after... uh... the weekend.

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[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

...coffee, Tony would totally accept.

"We're almost done with your van." That might be able to fly. Honestly, boys.

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[child-of-rer.livejournal.com]

"Hi," Sov said. "You're in this club? What is it about?"

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[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Sov!" Ah, someone he hadn't humiliated himself around over the weekend. "I think it's mostly about hanging out."

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[glacial_queen]

With Warren holding fast to the 'no females allowed' party-line, Karla decided to turn to the other club head and see if she couldn't convince him to let her in.

Convince, blackmail, threaten, bully. Whatever.

Don't make her break out the big guns.

"Kiss kiss, Tony."

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[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

"Karla," Tony said warily. He had his coffee to protect him, at least.

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[perilless.livejournal.com]

"Hello, good sir!" said Rosella, still in her usual dress but with quite a cunning moustashioide across her lip, her voice deepened in a jolly timber. "Please do tell me about this fraternity of yours! Brotherhood and masculinity, hup hup, eh?"

Yes, she thought she was hilarious.

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[dollpocalypse]

Oh, look, someone sticking his head between Tony and his phone out of an act of phenomenal rudeness!

"I want to join."

Hello to you too, Topher.

"Because I'M NOT A GIRL."

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[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer hadn't planned on joining a fraternity, but apparently it was a good thing to have it show up on college apps, or so that internet site had told him.

So he was grabbing a slice of pizza and putting his name on the form.

"So, what exactly does the fraternity do here?" It's not like Fandom had a couple thousand students or a football team.

That he knew of.

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[wwiii]

"Exactly?" Warren blinked up from his important job, babysitting the pizza. "Well, so far, we've figured out the 'hanging out with the guys' part."

Warren was nothing if not honest.

"We were thinking a lot of it was going to involve pizza. And maybe doing stupid things overseas."

Because when your fraternity was run by two billionaires, that sort of thing was totally feasible.

"... What would you like to see the fraternity doing?"

[So sorry! I didn't see this!]