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The Club Fair, Gym, Friday Afternoon

Though he'd heard about something like it being in the works, the club fair wasn't what Simon had been looking for.

Regardless, it was what he found, just as it was being set up. He almost left straight away, to avoid being in anyone's way, but then his curiosity won out. So, he decided to stay and take a look at the club schedule.

Couldn't hurt, could it?

[ooc: ~~Wait for the OCD!~~ OCD achieved, have at!]

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Seifer hadn't planned on joining a fraternity, but apparently it was a good thing to have it show up on college apps, or so that internet site had told him.

So he was grabbing a slice of pizza and putting his name on the form.

"So, what exactly does the fraternity do here?" It's not like Fandom had a couple thousand students or a football team.

That he knew of.

"Exactly?" Warren blinked up from his important job, babysitting the pizza. "Well, so far, we've figured out the 'hanging out with the guys' part."

Warren was nothing if not honest.

"We were thinking a lot of it was going to involve pizza. And maybe doing stupid things overseas."

Because when your fraternity was run by two billionaires, that sort of thing was totally feasible.

"... What would you like to see the fraternity doing?"

[So sorry! I didn't see this!]

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Seifer smirked and shrugged. "That sounds about it. Well, and panty raids."

All the frat movies had panty raids, dammit. "But, that should probably be called a suicide run in this school."

[That's okay, the post is HUGE.]

"Only for those of us who don't have healing factors," Warren decided, grinning a little. "Besides, the girls have pulled boxer raids around here in the summertime, and it's not like the guys have gone looking for blood or anything. Don't they say that turnabout is fair play?"

The trouble with Warren was that he was perfectly angelic.

Right up until he found himself in the company of an enabler.

Seifer would be a perfect enabler, even when he was trying to be all 'reformed' and stuff.

"There are spells and things that could make it easier to get around them and keep us from being caught. And I've got some cure potions upstairs."

"And I've got the quick getaway thing covered for myself and at least one other person." A beat. "Possibly more, when I get my van back from Tony."

He said that without even a hint of shame. Not many minivans could break 200 MPH on land and launch missiles at attackers.

Seifer would be in awe of that minivan when he saw it. As it was, he was used to the Garden ones, and they were bullet proof.

"Cool. We'll have to set up a strategic plan for this." He was good at plans. Following them, not so much.

"We'll need diversions," Warren mused, looking down the list of names. "I bet Butters would be good for that. Or Topher."

That seemed like a recipe for disaster already. It was kind of beautiful.

"Or I guess we could just target Sorority girls on a Tuesday during their meeting or something..."

"Where's the fun in that. Something like this should be dangerous, not easy." He had to think about this one. "Yeah, Butters and Topher. Maybe something that will have the girls chasing them."

"Wandering into the girls' washroom?"

No, no, it had to be more than that.

"And trying to replace all the tampon dispensers with boxes of urinal pucks."

... He'd had way too much coffee.

Seifer just stared at Warren for a moment and then busted up laughing. "Oh, yeah, that'll do it. If we can get them to do it."

He paused and then grinned. "Or, we could just send them to do a mock panty raid, and while they're being chased, sneak in and do the real raid."

"Or that," Warren laughed, shrugging. "That plan, at least, would spare anybody any unnecessary tampon-related trauma."

It was so much less hilarious, though.

"True. I like the thought of inflicting others with unnecessary tampon-related traumas. More guys should have to go through that."

Seifer was a bit warped.

"Guys that aren't us," Warren agreed, in all seriousness. Because... really, now. "Preferably."

Warren had enough trauma behind him this year, thanks!

"Oh, been there, done that. I'm over it." Because really. "I guess we can discuss this more during the meetings."

"Where the other guys can be there to witness that we're planning on using them shamelessly as bait?"

It sounded like a good plan to Warren!

"Yes. And maybe they'll even come up with ideas to make it easier to pull off."

He doubted it, but one of them is Butters.

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