The Club Fair, Gym, Friday Afternoon

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Though he'd heard about something like it being in the works, the club fair wasn't what Simon had been looking for.

Regardless, it was what he found, just as it was being set up. He almost left straight away, to avoid being in anyone's way, but then his curiosity won out. So, he decided to stay and take a look at the club schedule.

Couldn't hurt, could it?

[ooc: Wait for the OCD! OCD achieved, have at!]

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Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[wwiii]

"Well, it was worth a shot," Warren laughed, straightening up and reaching to close the pizza box that she was claiming slices from. "My next step is bribery, you know."

He could even be shameless about admitting that's exactly what it was, too!

Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[hurtingzeebo]

"I absolutely take bribes," Sam said, moving to snatch a third slice of pizza before the box fully closed. "They tend to be way less work than active blackmail."

[ooc: ahahaha, I can read pings, I swear. . . .]

Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[wwiii]

Warren tilted his head at her, thoughtfully.

"For every meeting that the Frat has that isn't crashed by a girl, I'll have a whole pizza, toppings of your choice, forwarded to your dorm room. Paid in advance, so that I'll be guaranteed to remember for the rest of the semester."

Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[hurtingzeebo]

"That is a very fine bribe you're offering, sir." Sam nodded along. "Whole large pizza, unlimited toppings of my choice, paid in advance, including tip."

Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[wwiii]

"Deal."

... It wasn't like his wallet was going to feel this, anyhow.

"Get me a list of toppings, and I'll see to it that Pizza Planet delivers."

This was how the no-girls-allowed rule was supposed to be enforced, right?

Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[hurtingzeebo]

"Meat." Yeah, they might need something a little more specific than that. "Lots of meat."

Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[wwiii]

"Like... Meat lovers? With... triple toppings?"

He was guessing, here. His own junk food vice was mostly just Mooby's.

Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[hurtingzeebo]

Sam nodded thoughtfully. "That sounds pretty meaty. Oh, and throw in one of those shakers of red pepper flakes. Weekly."

Hey, Freddie might be a nub, but he might also be onto something with that whole "perfect balance to the pizza slice" theory of his.

Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[wwiii]

"Done." The sacred institution that was Frat had been defended from estrogen for yet another semester! Warren offered her his hand - ignore the claws - for a shake. "Enjoy your pizza."

Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[hurtingzeebo]

Sam didn't even blink. "Enjoy your manly meetings. I'll make sure no other girls try to infiltrate." She smiled. "Maybe I'll sit outside with a big sign saying 'no girls allowed'. I could enjoy my pizza right then and there. And document it for iCarly. I'd call it 'Adventures in Mercenary Security at Fandom High'."

As she spoke, she reached for another slice of pizza.

Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[wwiii]

"The sign kind of makes it sound like third grader playground politics," Warren noted, "but I guess I can't really keep anybody from sitting outside the door, either. Especially if they're being paid in pizza."

So, so much pizza.

Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[hurtingzeebo]

"It's supposed to," Sam assured him. What, did anyone expect her to be mature about a fraternity refusing to allow a cisgendered female student to join? "Pleasure doing business with you."

And with that, she reached out to grab one of the boxes of pizza and walk off with it.

Re: Talk to the Representatives - Kappa Kappa Gremlin

[wwiii]

Warren watched her go, and then sighed, raking a hand through his hair before pulling out his phone to make the order to Pizza Planet.

He'd suspected it right from his first encounter with a girl on Fandom island, and his theory held true even to this day: Clearly, all girls were insane.