Detention! - The Danger Shop, Sunday Morning

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Because the danger shop was available for teachers to use, Deadpool was gonna abuse that privilege aaaaall the time. Which would be why it was now made up to look like a daycare center from maybe a recent movie about toys. Maybe.

"You both know why you're here," Deadpool informed them. "So, get to work with the kids. And give me the carburetor back before I give Jan enough sugar to let her run a marathon."

[[For the people given detention. And some Jedi]]

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Arrive!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And give that damn carburetor back. Or talk about your weekend. Ariel, don't smile so much. It's creepy.

Re: Arrive!

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

Carburetors were... not light. Still, after church, Will managed to bring it to the Danger Shop. He had promised, after all.

He was kind of disappointed he hadn't had more time to examine the thing, but that was life.

Re: Arrive!

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

"William! Hi! Ohmygosh, you are just so nice to have brought the carburetor with you! Here, I brought you a flower!"

A flower that was instantly going behind his ear if he'd allow it.

Re: Arrive!

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

He was a little too startled by that much perkiness this early in the morning to object to being beflowered, really. "...Thank you?"

Re: Arrive!

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

Let's not forget the random singing and humming, either. Ariel, clearly in quite possibly the best mood ever, came dancing into Danger Shop with a song clearly in her heart and a small bouquet of flowers in her hand.

"Good morning, everyone! Isn't it just a beautiful day?"

Re: Arrive!

[sith_happened]

Anakin stared at her. "I hadn't noticed."

Did there need to be another assembly about not doing drugs?

Re: Arrive!

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

"Oh, gosh, how could you not?" asked Ariel, wide eyed for a moment, but then she just laughed and said, "I think I know what will help."

And there was a flower being slipped out of the bouquet and immediately on route for being placed behind Anakin's ear. He had such pretty hair; clearly, he needed a pretty flower, too.

Babysit

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

LOOK AT THOSE KIDS. LOOK AT THEM!

Re: Babysit

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"Yaaaaay!"

Jan was very verbose about her opinion on... everything ever.

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

"...Hi?" it wasn't like he hadn't seen small children ever. St. Patrick's had plenty of younger lads in their charge. It just... wasn't usually his job to care for them.

Re: Babysit

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Hi hi!" Jan was... very enthusiastic about things sometimes, okay? "I like the hat."

Re: Babysit

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

"Hi, there, little one!" Ariel almost immediately knelt down to the girl's level and smiled at her happily. "I love your hair, it's so pretty. Would you like a flower?"

Re: Babysit

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Hi," Jan replied, looking over her purloined hat at Ariel's pretty, pretty hair. "Yesplease."

Re: Babysit

[sith_happened]

Juliet was sitting in the room with a mechanical bongo that played the most irritating calypso music ever, beating on it and screaming along happily.

She was also a half-hour past her normal nap time, so welcome to your very own ticking baby time-bomb, kids!

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

"What have we here?" Will knelt down so he was closer to Juliet's level. The question wasn't said in that high-pitched "talking to babies" tone. No, it was said in the "what is that drum thing and can I take it apart?" tone.

Re: Babysit

[sith_happened]

"Mine," Juliet said, holding onto it more tightly.

Re: Babysit

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

"Oh, wow!" Ariel couldn't help giggling at the most awesome calypso music ever being pounded out by this totally rocking kid. "You're really good at that! You should come play for Jono and join his band. Yes, you're so good. Widdle good widdle dwummer, yes!"

Re: Babysit

[sith_happened]

"Drum!" Juliet echoed happily, then added a "MINE!" for good measure. You know, just in case.

Supervise

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...if you're Deadpool. Or Anakin.

Re: Supervise

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was totally giving you all the stink eye. If he knew what the stink eye was, mind. But he was trying.

A for effort.

Re: Supervise

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

Awww, Mister Deadpool hadn't gotten a flower yet! And Ariel was in such a state that she wouldn't ever even dream of depriving him of that, not even out of spite for kidnapping her entirely against her will against something that was totally blown out of proportion. As far as she was concerned, that whole carburator thing was ages ago. It was an entirely new Ariel that had awaken this morning. IN an entirely new bed.

Ahem.

"Here, a red one, to match your--"

Ariel plucked out the flower, went to put it behind Mister Deadpool's ear, noticed that the mask made that difficult. Sooooo....hmmm...

Oh! Here we go!

Into the utility belt.

Not dirty.

That was last night.

Re: Supervise

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

WHY GOD, WHY?

"...I need an adult! I need an adult!"

Re: Supervise

[sith_happened]

They took apart his own, his precious, his bus! Even if it was owned by the school and not actually his. Shh. Anakin didn't believe in subtle things like "ownership" and "sanity" when it came to mechanics.

Those teenagers were fiends!

Thus the glaring.

Re: Supervise

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Wow, you got this down pat," Deadpool informed him helpfully. "Do you practice it in front of a mirror?"

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...idek.