ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-09-19 11:42 am
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Detention! - The Danger Shop, Sunday Morning

Because the danger shop was available for teachers to use, Deadpool was gonna abuse that privilege aaaaall the time. Which would be why it was now made up to look like a daycare center from maybe a recent movie about toys. Maybe.

"You both know why you're here," Deadpool informed them. "So, get to work with the kids. And give me the carburetor back before I give Jan enough sugar to let her run a marathon."

[[For the people given detention. And some Jedi]]
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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Damn. Be cool if it was." Jedi PMS. C'mon. Like you didn't think that was awesome.
sith_happened: (Anakin: b&w intense)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Some of us don't have to blame a cycle of nature for being in a bad mood," Anakin said loftily. "Some of us were just born cranky."

And that was something to be proud of, clearly.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am so tellin' your wife you said that." HA! PERKS OF DATIN' A DUDE THERE!
sith_happened: (Anakin: eyes)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin Skywalker, galaxy-renowned badass, blanched.

"Please don't."

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"And that's how I win. Nate will only roll his eyes at me when I make comments like that."

A beat.

"And maybe try to manipulate me to save the world, but that's just him being him."
sith_happened: (Anakin: *gives attitude*)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Everyone needs a hobby," Anakin agreed. "I used to make droids."

And engage in a little light torture, but that was generally frowned upon.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"...noisy ones?" For kids?
sith_happened: (Anakin: b&w intense)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sometimes," Anakin said. "Threepio certainly never shut up."

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"See, you need to market those things around Christmas. Make yourself a fortune and earn the hate of parents everywhere."
sith_happened: (Anakin: I am entirely without humor)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin looked thoughtful. "For aunts and uncles who live thousands of miles away to give as gifts?"

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well duh." A beat. "And for people you don't like."
sith_happened: (Anakin: b&w intense)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"But now you won't be surprised at Christmas," Anakin said, disappointed.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"But I can always arrange playdates and bring it over to share the joy with Juliet," Deadpool pointed out.
sith_happened: (Anakin: eyes)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Juliet hates joy," Anakin lied.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"...is she also supposed to end the world?"
sith_happened: (Anakin: huh?)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin stared at him. "No. Jan's going to end the world?"

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Deadpool just shrugged. "That or save it, how should I know? The writers haven't made up their minds yet."
sith_happened: (Anakin: Chosen One)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin skipped past the part about the writers. "Let me guess: uselessly vague prophecy?"

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Preeeetty much. Nate and I saved her just after she was born," Deadpool replied. "Some wacky mutant haters burned every baby in the town to try and get her."
sith_happened: (Anakin: b&w intense)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"So they cribbed from the New Testament?" Anakin frowned. "Classy."

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"No one said people in semi-religious cults were smart," Deadpool pointed out. "I mean... c'mon. Cult."
sith_happened: (Anakin: atmospheric on Mustafar)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good point," Anakin admitted. "Did they at least wear amusing outfits?"

Because good cults should.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Holy crap, did they ever! (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/Purifiers.jpg/400px-Purifiers.jpg)"
sith_happened: (Anakin: amused)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin chuckled. "Well, as long as they were easy to pick out. Did you leave any alive?"

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"Well, if they tried again, I'd slaughter 'em all, but then it was a big ol' clusterfuck involving three other groups also tryin' to get Jan."

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