ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-09-19 11:42 am
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Detention! - The Danger Shop, Sunday Morning

Because the danger shop was available for teachers to use, Deadpool was gonna abuse that privilege aaaaall the time. Which would be why it was now made up to look like a daycare center from maybe a recent movie about toys. Maybe.

"You both know why you're here," Deadpool informed them. "So, get to work with the kids. And give me the carburetor back before I give Jan enough sugar to let her run a marathon."

[[For the people given detention. And some Jedi]]
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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"But I can always arrange playdates and bring it over to share the joy with Juliet," Deadpool pointed out.
sith_happened: (Anakin: eyes)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Juliet hates joy," Anakin lied.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"...is she also supposed to end the world?"
sith_happened: (Anakin: huh?)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin stared at him. "No. Jan's going to end the world?"

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Deadpool just shrugged. "That or save it, how should I know? The writers haven't made up their minds yet."
sith_happened: (Anakin: Chosen One)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin skipped past the part about the writers. "Let me guess: uselessly vague prophecy?"

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Preeeetty much. Nate and I saved her just after she was born," Deadpool replied. "Some wacky mutant haters burned every baby in the town to try and get her."
sith_happened: (Anakin: b&w intense)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"So they cribbed from the New Testament?" Anakin frowned. "Classy."

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"No one said people in semi-religious cults were smart," Deadpool pointed out. "I mean... c'mon. Cult."
sith_happened: (Anakin: atmospheric on Mustafar)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good point," Anakin admitted. "Did they at least wear amusing outfits?"

Because good cults should.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Holy crap, did they ever! (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/Purifiers.jpg/400px-Purifiers.jpg)"
sith_happened: (Anakin: amused)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin chuckled. "Well, as long as they were easy to pick out. Did you leave any alive?"

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, if they tried again, I'd slaughter 'em all, but then it was a big ol' clusterfuck involving three other groups also tryin' to get Jan."
sith_happened: (Anakin: all that I am)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"They'd all read the prophecy or was there something on a chatgroup or something?"

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Deadpool had to think about that. "You know, I have no idea. Wow, that's one hell of a plot hole there."
sith_happened: (Default)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"I was chased by a Sith Lord who just happened to be lurking around on Tatooine on his speeder when I was a child," Anakin offered.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"...do they just lurk on planets like that? Do you not have a Chris Hansen there?"
sith_happened: (Anakin: huh?)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Chris Hansen?"

So...no.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"He lures creepy guys in (http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq280/aroundthfur/chris_hansen.gif) to be humiliated on national television for being pedos," Deadpool replied helpfully.
sith_happened: (Anakin: atmospheric on Mustafar)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's a job?"

No, Anakin, you don't need another job.

"Could I kill them after?"

He was an awesome ethics teacher, okay? Awesome.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"As long as you don't air that footage..."
sith_happened: (Anakin: pondering)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"You don't think that wouldn't discourage creepy people more effectively?" Anakin wheedled.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, but Nate gets frowny when I kill people on TV!"
sith_happened: (Anakin: bright eyes)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe Jan can distract him with a Yo Gabba Gabba marathon!" Anakin tried.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"He does love Yo Gabba Gabba..." And now Nate would murder him for letting that become known.

OH THE HUMANITY.

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