ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-09-19 11:42 am
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Detention! - The Danger Shop, Sunday Morning

Because the danger shop was available for teachers to use, Deadpool was gonna abuse that privilege aaaaall the time. Which would be why it was now made up to look like a daycare center from maybe a recent movie about toys. Maybe.

"You both know why you're here," Deadpool informed them. "So, get to work with the kids. And give me the carburetor back before I give Jan enough sugar to let her run a marathon."

[[For the people given detention. And some Jedi]]
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sith_happened: (Default)

Re: Supervise

[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"I was chased by a Sith Lord who just happened to be lurking around on Tatooine on his speeder when I was a child," Anakin offered.

Re: Supervise

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"...do they just lurk on planets like that? Do you not have a Chris Hansen there?"
sith_happened: (Anakin: huh?)

Re: Supervise

[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Chris Hansen?"

So...no.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"He lures creepy guys in (http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq280/aroundthfur/chris_hansen.gif) to be humiliated on national television for being pedos," Deadpool replied helpfully.
sith_happened: (Anakin: atmospheric on Mustafar)

Re: Supervise

[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's a job?"

No, Anakin, you don't need another job.

"Could I kill them after?"

He was an awesome ethics teacher, okay? Awesome.

Re: Supervise

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"As long as you don't air that footage..."
sith_happened: (Anakin: pondering)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"You don't think that wouldn't discourage creepy people more effectively?" Anakin wheedled.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, but Nate gets frowny when I kill people on TV!"
sith_happened: (Anakin: bright eyes)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-19 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe Jan can distract him with a Yo Gabba Gabba marathon!" Anakin tried.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"He does love Yo Gabba Gabba..." And now Nate would murder him for letting that become known.

OH THE HUMANITY.
sith_happened: (Anakin: i am kind of a dork)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-20 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
"It would only be a little bit of light killing," Anakin said. "PG-13 killing!"

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Anakin. How you tempted him.

"No blood?" Oh, Hollywood.
sith_happened: (Anakin: i have a lightsaber whee)

Re: Supervise

[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-20 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Lightsabers cauterize wounds," he said helpfully. "Even if you cut people in half!"

Pause.

"Not that I've done that."

Re: Supervise

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
"...I really needta get one of those."
sith_happened: (Anakin: cranky)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-20 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Well you can't have mine," Anakin said, completely failing at the concept of sharing he'd been trying to teach Juliet.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
"C'mooooon." Hey, those kids were more mature than them and they all knre it.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
"C'mooooon!"

IT WAS GONNA WORK.
sith_happened: (Anakin: bitch plz)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-20 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll put you in the room with the toddlers and make Juliet play her bongo at you for an hour," Anakin threatened.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll bodyslide out of there. Bring it on, Jedi."
sith_happened: (Anakin: *stubborns*)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-20 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
"And I'll put you back," Anakin retorted. "And tell her you want to watch the Cat in the Hat."

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
"...the horrible movie or the horrible TV show?"
sith_happened: (Anakin: bright eyes)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-20 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
That was an evil, evil smile. "Yes."

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Deadpool gasped in horror. "You have no soul."
sith_happened: (Anakin: smirky)

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[personal profile] sith_happened 2010-09-20 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
"I hear this from my students all the time," Anakin replied.

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