Detention! - The Danger Shop, Sunday Morning

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Because the danger shop was available for teachers to use, Deadpool was gonna abuse that privilege aaaaall the time. Which would be why it was now made up to look like a daycare center from maybe a recent movie about toys. Maybe.

"You both know why you're here," Deadpool informed them. "So, get to work with the kids. And give me the carburetor back before I give Jan enough sugar to let her run a marathon."

[[For the people given detention. And some Jedi]]

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Re: Babysit

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, tell a small child that. "Can I hold? Can I?"

That hat was going to end up covered in glitter and paint and peanut butter somehow.

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

...At least he had a spare hat now, thanks to Ariel?

Although thanks to Ariel, Jenny was now out for his blood, so maybe that wasn't the best thing.

"Sure." William didn't have very much practice at saying 'no', clearly.

Re: Babysit

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Hands raised up to grab at the hat, Jan beamed like she was a perfect little angel.

Because that was likely being raised by Cable and Deadpool.

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately for Will, he was just going to have to take that smile at face value, since he didn't know Cable or Deadpool all that well. Or at all, in Cable's case. "What's your name, Miss?" he asked, taking off the hat and handing it to her. Maybe it wouldn't come to any harm?

...Hah.

Re: Babysit

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Squealing in evil delight, Jan placed the hat on her head and pulled down until her eyes and nose were covered. "Janice Summers. Who--who are you?"

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

"William Murdoch," he introduced himself. "A very fetching look," he complemented.

Re: Babysit

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"What's fetching?" she asked, yanking down one last time before being satisfied that she was the prettiest belle at the ball.

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

"It's, ah. Another word for... nice," he offered.

Re: Babysit

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I thought dogs fetched," Jan said, wandering over to where there was finger paint. For science.

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

"Well, they do. But it's a verb then," William tried to explain. "When you say someone looks fetching, then it's an adjective." Mmmm, grammar lessons!

Re: Babysit

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Jan picked up the jar of red and held it out to him to open. "Grammar?"

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

"Yes indeed," William nodded, dutifully twisting the cap off of the paints. "It can be a tricky thing."