Detention! - The Danger Shop, Sunday Morning

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Because the danger shop was available for teachers to use, Deadpool was gonna abuse that privilege aaaaall the time. Which would be why it was now made up to look like a daycare center from maybe a recent movie about toys. Maybe.

"You both know why you're here," Deadpool informed them. "So, get to work with the kids. And give me the carburetor back before I give Jan enough sugar to let her run a marathon."

[[For the people given detention. And some Jedi]]

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Re: Babysit

[sith_happened]

"Mine," Juliet said, holding onto it more tightly.

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

"I can see that," William said seriously. "How does it make that noise?"

Re: Babysit

[sith_happened]

Juliet stared up at him solemnly, then smacked the drum with her little fist. "There!"

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

"Ah yes, very good," Will nodded. "Is it a- battery? Or does it wind up somehow?" Because she'd know.

Re: Babysit

[sith_happened]

Juliet was Anakin's daughter, which was why the first thing she did with every toy was flip it over and look for the power source.

She turned the drum over now and pointed to the battery's location, which was kept closed with a plastic cover, a tiny screw, and about a pound of tape.

"Stuck," she said sadly.

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

"That's too bad," William said, reaching out to pat her on the shoulder sympathetically.

Re: Babysit

[sith_happened]

She whipped the bongo up dangerously close to his chin. "Stuck!" she insisted.

Maybe this Very Nice Man would un-stick it for her! She was sure that batteries were very delicious, but no one would let her find out!

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

"Should I try and get it out, then?"

Look, William was Victorian. As far as he was concerned, children were just tiny adults and thus would be talked to as such.

Re: Babysit

[sith_happened]

"Peas," she said, adding in an adorable chin wibble.

Grown ups were suckers for the wibbly chin.

Re: Babysit

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

Not the wibbly chin!

Yeah, William was hard at work peeling off that tape now. Whipped. So whipped. After knowing her for what, ten minutes?

Re: Babysit

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Mine," she reminded him. In case he had some kind of notion of stealing the bongo or her delicious battery.

Tape was interesting, though, so she'd just take that and play with it for a moment. Sticky things were fun!