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Detention! - The Danger Shop, Sunday Morning

Because the danger shop was available for teachers to use, Deadpool was gonna abuse that privilege aaaaall the time. Which would be why it was now made up to look like a daycare center from maybe a recent movie about toys. Maybe.

"You both know why you're here," Deadpool informed them. "So, get to work with the kids. And give me the carburetor back before I give Jan enough sugar to let her run a marathon."

[[For the people given detention. And some Jedi]]

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"Hi, there, little one!" Ariel almost immediately knelt down to the girl's level and smiled at her happily. "I love your hair, it's so pretty. Would you like a flower?"

"Hi," Jan replied, looking over her purloined hat at Ariel's pretty, pretty hair. "Yesplease."

"Awww, sure!" said Ariel. "I know just the perfect spot, too. It will look so striking in your new hat, don't you think? It looks great on you; very dignified."

"I'm William." When she wore the hat, you're damn right she is.

"Oh, my," Ariel giggled, trying not to die from the cuteness.

But at least she wouldn't die a ~~censored because there were children present~~.

"What an honor it is to meet you, William. My name is Ariel."

Somewhere, Cable was glaring. Glaring so much.

"I like your hair," Jan mumbled because there was a hat in her way. "Can I brush it?"

"Of course! Do I get to brush yours, too? I could put some flowers in it! And would you like to use a boring, silly brush or maybe a really amazing dinglehopper? Ooooh."

"...I'm not supposed to use weapons." Without daddy's permission and supervision.

"Oh, it's not a weapon. It's a fork."

Pause.

"Well, I guess that could be a weapon. But, I mean, so could a brush, right?"

Jan nodded quickly at that. "Daddy says--he says--" What did he say? "Stab 'em inna groin."

...

"Uh, no. No, you should probably never, ever do that. Ever."

...

"Okay, except in self defense. Then you should definitely stab them in the groin, yes. And then see if they have any shiny things to take."

"I like shiny things!" Jan replied cheerfully, waving tiny fists in the air.

"Me, too!" Ariel put in happily, glad to be off the stabbing things and back into more familiar territory. "Let's go find shiny things!"

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