Detention! - The Danger Shop, Sunday Morning

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Because the danger shop was available for teachers to use, Deadpool was gonna abuse that privilege aaaaall the time. Which would be why it was now made up to look like a daycare center from maybe a recent movie about toys. Maybe.

"You both know why you're here," Deadpool informed them. "So, get to work with the kids. And give me the carburetor back before I give Jan enough sugar to let her run a marathon."

[[For the people given detention. And some Jedi]]

Comments

Re: Babysit

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Jan nodded quickly at that. "Daddy says--he says--" What did he say? "Stab 'em inna groin."

Re: Babysit

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

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"Uh, no. No, you should probably never, ever do that. Ever."

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"Okay, except in self defense. Then you should definitely stab them in the groin, yes. And then see if they have any shiny things to take."

Re: Babysit

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I like shiny things!" Jan replied cheerfully, waving tiny fists in the air.

Re: Babysit

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

"Me, too!" Ariel put in happily, glad to be off the stabbing things and back into more familiar territory. "Let's go find shiny things!"