Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Lecture #3

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::"Bad" Ash stands in front of the class in his bathrobe and slippers, a clipboard in his hand. He is quietly humming "Mmmm Bop"::

::He patiently awaits for all the students to take their seats, and when he is sufficiently satisfied the students are all here, he removes his robe and stands in front of the class, wearing nothing but slippers and a smile::

"Today, we will be discussing the classical nude!" ::laugh::

"First, I welcome any other students to embrace the classical nudity as well! Today's class is clothing-optional!" ::laughs again::

"Now kids... why is the naked body so damn awesome?" ::starts doing muscle flexing poses:: "Especially the King's naked body? Why do artists usually believe that people in art should be naked? Why don't normal people believe people should be naked? And most importantly... why is it suddenly cold in here?"

"Bad" Ash stands, awaiting answers and discussion.

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[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*Callisto is concentrating very hard on her notepad*

*Callisto is concentrating very hard on not revisiting her breakfast*

*Callisto is cosidering making like Oedipus and gouging out her own eyes*

*Callisto would be willing to do any of her classmates who asked her first*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's the fact that Ash is naked....

Maybe it's the fact that he just ate a grilled ham and cheese from the cafeteria.

Marty tries to look away and say something snarky, but all that comes out is him singing:


Like a bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Dum-be-dum-dum be-dum-be-dum-dum
Oh bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Love is a tune you hum-de-hum-hum


Marty is an okay singer. But is very confused.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa looks on in mock horror, but suppresses a giggle. She whispers, "Oh holy shit. I am so not kissing ass in class today. With my luck he'd take that literally."

[harried-potter.livejournal.com]

((OOC: *scrubscrubscrub* pass that brainbleach please? *is dead*))

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

*sits in class rather dumbfounded, unable to speak. Lays head on desk and might have passed out*

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Unimpressed, Han watches with amusement at the earthers' body discomfort, but then with a little growing horror as the class spins out of control.

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

While Persians are a race of modesty, Bagoas has already seen far more shamelessness from the Greeks and Macedonians, and doesn't even give this a second thought.

[youngest-sister.livejournal.com]

*bounces obliviously around*

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa blinked. And blinked.

That was entirely too much of a co-worker to see. Not to mention a teacher.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

*blinks again*

*covers face (and eyes) with hands*

Damn! She'd seen worse, but usually she was at least getting something better than a grade for it at the time.

With any luck this would only help bury everyone's memeories of her last week's torrid one-sided very-public affair with the Dean...

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek's seen worse, but it could have been much much better. And it's not that cold in here.

[can_be_more]

*has never been more glad that she didn't sign up for this class*

((The mun, however...))