Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Lecture #3

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::"Bad" Ash stands in front of the class in his bathrobe and slippers, a clipboard in his hand. He is quietly humming "Mmmm Bop"::

::He patiently awaits for all the students to take their seats, and when he is sufficiently satisfied the students are all here, he removes his robe and stands in front of the class, wearing nothing but slippers and a smile::

"Today, we will be discussing the classical nude!" ::laugh::

"First, I welcome any other students to embrace the classical nudity as well! Today's class is clothing-optional!" ::laughs again::

"Now kids... why is the naked body so damn awesome?" ::starts doing muscle flexing poses:: "Especially the King's naked body? Why do artists usually believe that people in art should be naked? Why don't normal people believe people should be naked? And most importantly... why is it suddenly cold in here?"

"Bad" Ash stands, awaiting answers and discussion.

Comments

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, while we run escape get the hell out of here go to the clinic and get help.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

We should go now, so we can get fixed up as soon as possible.

*starts edging towards the door still gripping Jake's hand*

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

*follows, lowers voice* Walk quickly and then when we're out of reach, run like crazy?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

(ooc: Hell if I know. Perky or the clinic?)

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*Callisto steps through the doorway as quickly as she can*

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

(ooc: stepping off for an hour or so to grab a nap. I will be back however, ready to con entice bribe convince you that newspaper reporting is the way to go.)

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]