Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Lecture #3

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::"Bad" Ash stands in front of the class in his bathrobe and slippers, a clipboard in his hand. He is quietly humming "Mmmm Bop"::

::He patiently awaits for all the students to take their seats, and when he is sufficiently satisfied the students are all here, he removes his robe and stands in front of the class, wearing nothing but slippers and a smile::

"Today, we will be discussing the classical nude!" ::laugh::

"First, I welcome any other students to embrace the classical nudity as well! Today's class is clothing-optional!" ::laughs again::

"Now kids... why is the naked body so damn awesome?" ::starts doing muscle flexing poses:: "Especially the King's naked body? Why do artists usually believe that people in art should be naked? Why don't normal people believe people should be naked? And most importantly... why is it suddenly cold in here?"

"Bad" Ash stands, awaiting answers and discussion.

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty points at the ball to Cuddy and tries to ask what that was but ends up singing:


To a dream land, rubber ball man
Clapping your hands
And your feet dance, rubber ball man
When you’re jumping up and down, nobody’s standing still
Some of us screaming
Some of us dreaming
Look at your fans
How we love you, rubber ball man

Look at your fans
How we love you, rubber ball man
Look at your fans
How we love you, rubber ball man

[youngest-sister.livejournal.com]

*dances... er, bounces along*