Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Lecture #3

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::"Bad" Ash stands in front of the class in his bathrobe and slippers, a clipboard in his hand. He is quietly humming "Mmmm Bop"::

::He patiently awaits for all the students to take their seats, and when he is sufficiently satisfied the students are all here, he removes his robe and stands in front of the class, wearing nothing but slippers and a smile::

"Today, we will be discussing the classical nude!" ::laugh::

"First, I welcome any other students to embrace the classical nudity as well! Today's class is clothing-optional!" ::laughs again::

"Now kids... why is the naked body so damn awesome?" ::starts doing muscle flexing poses:: "Especially the King's naked body? Why do artists usually believe that people in art should be naked? Why don't normal people believe people should be naked? And most importantly... why is it suddenly cold in here?"

"Bad" Ash stands, awaiting answers and discussion.

Comments

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's the fact that Ash is naked....

Maybe it's the fact that he just ate a grilled ham and cheese from the cafeteria.

Marty tries to look away and say something snarky, but all that comes out is him singing:


Like a bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Dum-be-dum-dum be-dum-be-dum-dum
Oh bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Love is a tune you hum-de-hum-hum


Marty is an okay singer. But is very confused.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa leans over and whispers in Marty's ear "I guess that answers the steroids question, eh?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty nods and tries to say something snarky but ends up singing again:


Super trouper beams are gonna blind me
But I won’t feel blue
Like I always do
’cause somewhere in the crowd there’s...


Marty frowns and looks at his half-eaten Ham and cheese sandwich.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::Starts dancing when he hears the singing::

Come on, Marty! Louder! Do "S.O.S"!

Oooooh, Dancing Queen! Somebody Call Daniel Jackson, and then you should sing Dancing Queen! ::laughs, still dancing::

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty scowls and starts to say something again... but again with the singing:


Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher
And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher
All my friends at school
They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool
Nearly petrified ’cos he was taken by surprise
When I kissed the teacher
Couldn’t quite believe his eyes, when I kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild


Marty slaps his hand over his mouth horrified.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::stops dancing::

You wanna kiss the Teacher, Marty-baby?

All you have to do is ask. ::smirks, and laughs::

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han raises an eyebrow at this. An invitation to Marty from the man who had insisted he was seeing things when Bagoas had kissed him last night (http://www.livejournal.com/users/12parseckessel/18340.html?thread=386724#t386724)?

He had a very bad feeling about this.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty looks at Ash and shakes his head emphatically.


It’s bad, oh, so bad
Somehow I’d be doing alright if it wasn’t for the nights