Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Lecture #3

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::"Bad" Ash stands in front of the class in his bathrobe and slippers, a clipboard in his hand. He is quietly humming "Mmmm Bop"::

::He patiently awaits for all the students to take their seats, and when he is sufficiently satisfied the students are all here, he removes his robe and stands in front of the class, wearing nothing but slippers and a smile::

"Today, we will be discussing the classical nude!" ::laugh::

"First, I welcome any other students to embrace the classical nudity as well! Today's class is clothing-optional!" ::laughs again::

"Now kids... why is the naked body so damn awesome?" ::starts doing muscle flexing poses:: "Especially the King's naked body? Why do artists usually believe that people in art should be naked? Why don't normal people believe people should be naked? And most importantly... why is it suddenly cold in here?"

"Bad" Ash stands, awaiting answers and discussion.

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[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

When he returns from alerting security, Han sits a couple seats over and passes a note that reads "Are you okay? Do I need to get you out of here?"

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*passes note back*

Fine. Confused?

Is art class, right?

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*return note*

"It's art class. When he said we were studying nudes, i didn't think he meant himself.

Ash was acting weird last night. I've called Rover and the Dean. Help should be on the way."

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*returns it*

This place very strange. I think I go home after class. Just skip study hall.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*back again*

Probably best. Get some rest, and try not to think about it too much.

*the note is signed with a small heart*

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*again draws the arrow and B.B. + H.S. before passing it back* *gets up to go, wondering what exactly tests in this class will involve*