Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Lecture #3

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::"Bad" Ash stands in front of the class in his bathrobe and slippers, a clipboard in his hand. He is quietly humming "Mmmm Bop"::

::He patiently awaits for all the students to take their seats, and when he is sufficiently satisfied the students are all here, he removes his robe and stands in front of the class, wearing nothing but slippers and a smile::

"Today, we will be discussing the classical nude!" ::laugh::

"First, I welcome any other students to embrace the classical nudity as well! Today's class is clothing-optional!" ::laughs again::

"Now kids... why is the naked body so damn awesome?" ::starts doing muscle flexing poses:: "Especially the King's naked body? Why do artists usually believe that people in art should be naked? Why don't normal people believe people should be naked? And most importantly... why is it suddenly cold in here?"

"Bad" Ash stands, awaiting answers and discussion.

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

You're blind. Everyone in the room has been struck with a sudden case of blindness. We should all go to the clinic.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"Oh god, yes, please, let's do that!" Jake starts to get out of his chair.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I'm with you!

*Callisto flails "blindly" as she gets up*

As soon as I figure out where you are.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"I am not reaching out to touch you. Who knows what I might hit on the way?"

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Hang on I think I found you.

*reaches out for Jake's shoulder*

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake feels someone touching him and spins around, slightly fearful. "Oh, thank god, it's you." He clutches Callisto's hand tightly. "I'm... very, very scared now."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

You're not the only one.

We should get to the clinic and maybe the dean's office as quickly as possible.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::steps over next to Callisto and Jake::

You two not wantin' to join the discussion?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

We've been struck blind Coach, without sight we can't fully appreicate the discussion.

Maybe the clinic can help us.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

AWwww, blind?

Guess the royal sceptor has that effect on people. It's overwhelming. ::laugh::

You kids need a guide to the clinic? I can do that... ::laugh::

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake's eyes widen involuntarily and he shakes his head rapidly. "No, uh, I think we can manage, right, Callisto?"

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*nods*

We know the way, besides you ned to stay here and keep the discussion focused on what's important.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, while we run escape get the hell out of here go to the clinic and get help.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

We should go now, so we can get fixed up as soon as possible.

*starts edging towards the door still gripping Jake's hand*

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

*follows, lowers voice* Walk quickly and then when we're out of reach, run like crazy?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

(ooc: Hell if I know. Perky or the clinic?)

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*Callisto steps through the doorway as quickly as she can*

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

(ooc: stepping off for an hour or so to grab a nap. I will be back however, ready to con entice bribe convince you that newspaper reporting is the way to go.)

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::sees Callisto flailing::

Yo, TA-baby? You wantin' to dance? You can dance with the King, if you want to dance... ::continues dancing. It involves too many Elvis-style pelvis gyrations::

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*considers whether killing Ash is worth explusion*

*is highly tempted*