Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Lecture #3

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::"Bad" Ash stands in front of the class in his bathrobe and slippers, a clipboard in his hand. He is quietly humming "Mmmm Bop"::

::He patiently awaits for all the students to take their seats, and when he is sufficiently satisfied the students are all here, he removes his robe and stands in front of the class, wearing nothing but slippers and a smile::

"Today, we will be discussing the classical nude!" ::laugh::

"First, I welcome any other students to embrace the classical nudity as well! Today's class is clothing-optional!" ::laughs again::

"Now kids... why is the naked body so damn awesome?" ::starts doing muscle flexing poses:: "Especially the King's naked body? Why do artists usually believe that people in art should be naked? Why don't normal people believe people should be naked? And most importantly... why is it suddenly cold in here?"

"Bad" Ash stands, awaiting answers and discussion.

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[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

*blinks again*

*covers face (and eyes) with hands*

Damn! She'd seen worse, but usually she was at least getting something better than a grade for it at the time.

With any luck this would only help bury everyone's memeories of her last week's torrid one-sided very-public affair with the Dean...