Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Lecture #3

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::"Bad" Ash stands in front of the class in his bathrobe and slippers, a clipboard in his hand. He is quietly humming "Mmmm Bop"::

::He patiently awaits for all the students to take their seats, and when he is sufficiently satisfied the students are all here, he removes his robe and stands in front of the class, wearing nothing but slippers and a smile::

"Today, we will be discussing the classical nude!" ::laugh::

"First, I welcome any other students to embrace the classical nudity as well! Today's class is clothing-optional!" ::laughs again::

"Now kids... why is the naked body so damn awesome?" ::starts doing muscle flexing poses:: "Especially the King's naked body? Why do artists usually believe that people in art should be naked? Why don't normal people believe people should be naked? And most importantly... why is it suddenly cold in here?"

"Bad" Ash stands, awaiting answers and discussion.

Comments

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Cal and Jake ran for it. Your buddy is singing too much to help, and the others are just stunned. You wanna help me call Rover or something? Coach really needs to be bounced into Spider's office."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"I feel bad doing that to Spider, but yeah, I'll hang here and keep an eye on things. Go inform... someone, before he ends up terrorizing the entire student body with his... yeah, go get help."

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

"Help is on the way."

WIth that, Han gets up and leaves to make a call to The Rover.