Bad Ash's Art Appreciation, Lecture #3

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::"Bad" Ash stands in front of the class in his bathrobe and slippers, a clipboard in his hand. He is quietly humming "Mmmm Bop"::

::He patiently awaits for all the students to take their seats, and when he is sufficiently satisfied the students are all here, he removes his robe and stands in front of the class, wearing nothing but slippers and a smile::

"Today, we will be discussing the classical nude!" ::laugh::

"First, I welcome any other students to embrace the classical nudity as well! Today's class is clothing-optional!" ::laughs again::

"Now kids... why is the naked body so damn awesome?" ::starts doing muscle flexing poses:: "Especially the King's naked body? Why do artists usually believe that people in art should be naked? Why don't normal people believe people should be naked? And most importantly... why is it suddenly cold in here?"

"Bad" Ash stands, awaiting answers and discussion.

Comments

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty nods and writes:

"From now on? Luke's and Deb's only."

[neptune-wallace.livejournal.com]

"I had my mom send me a huge stash of Easy Mac and cereal to keep in my room. How did people cook before microwaves?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty begins to wonder how he's going to eat the rest of the day without singing ABBA tunes.