Heroing [Tuesday, period 2, class #5]

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"HELLO CLASS!" boomed Captain Hammer, as soon as everyone was assembled in the Danger Shop. "I'm sorry you had to bear on without my presence last week. I had a superhero emergency." In that his cave had flooded, because Captain Hammer had not yet realized that basing his Ham-Lair on the beach wasn't the best idea. "Today... we are learning about the wonders of transportation!"

He passed around a few pictures of his various Ham-vehicles, mostly to show off. They were awesome, after all. "Every hero needs a way to get around. You can't run everywhere. What if you were busy entertaining until the last second, and needed to get somewhere extra-fast? These things," he said sagely, "do happen. So, today, we're going to play pretend!"

Hammer pressed a few buttons, and a small assortment of vehicles -- all state of the art -- appeared, each reasonably far apart from the other, with a small portion of vehicle-appropriate landscape before it. "I put you in pairs, and you're going to go play with one of these, and then report back to the class what you thought. I know both villains and heroes who all use these things! Keep that in mind! Tell us why it worked, and why it didn't. Now, shoo."

[please wait for EXTENSIVE OCD up. ETA: and yes I am aware I marked all the OCD as February 5th. Hush.]

Comments

Pair up! [05/02/09]

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Pair up [Adora and Hannibal]: Jet packs

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

They are perfectly normal, strap-over-your-shoulders, typical superheroish jet packs.

Re: Pair up [Adora and Hannibal]: Jet packs

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal was examining the jet packs almost gleefully as he waited for Adora.

Pair up [Lion-o and Anemone]: Sled dogs

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

You have a sled with nine adorable sled dogs before it. (And yes, your in part of a snowy area.) They look delighted to play with you!

Re: Pair up [Lion-o and Anemone]: Sled dogs

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

The cute really didn't win over Lion-o. "They're dogs," he said, pouting.

Pair up [Tony and Tahiri ]: Covered wagon

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Yes, just like in Oregon Trail. Try not to get lost or die and have to eat each other. And you have mules!

Re: Pair up [Tony and Tahiri ]: Covered wagon

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri was prowling around the covered wagon, peering underneath and inside, and at the mules.

"There's no power at all on these things?!?"

Pair up [Robin and Helen]: Forklift

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Yes, really (http://www.heavyequipmentguru.com/images/forklift.jpg).

Re: Pair up [Robin and Helen]: Forklift

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Robin sat in the seat of the forklift. It was a normal sized forklift. This wasn't working.

And how was this thing supposed to get them anywhere quickly?

Pair up [Arthur and Wendy]: Tricycles

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

They might actually be a little small for the two of them, since these are normally built for children and all. Oh well.

Re: Pair up [Arthur and Wendy]: Tricycles

[bitchprince]

Arthur eyed the tricycle.

"No," he said.

To here and no further, insanity.

Pair up [Summer and Rodney]: Tank

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Yes, a tank. Like as in military-use, big tank. The weapons have been disabled, though, so you just get to play with how... blindingly fast they move, and stuff.

Re: Pair up [Summer and Rodney]: Tank

[absolutesnark]

Summer stared at the tank. "Do we at least get to run stuff over?"

Pair up [Viki and Sokka]: Helicopter

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Very much like the Ham-copter, actually.

Re: Pair up [Viki and Sokka]: Helicopter

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka looked around at the rest of the class. "WOO! We lucked out and got an ACTUAL VEHICLE!"

Pair up [Dean/Meg]: Hot air balloon

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Just de-sandbag it, and you'll be able to float. Adjust the heat, and you'll be able to sink.

Re: Pair up [Dean/Meg]: Hot air balloon

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean stared at it. "Oh hell no."

Pair up [Momoko and Romeo]: Raft.

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Like a wooden raft (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/12/17478933_4ebf452b71.jpg), not a life raft. And yes, there's water for you to float around in.

Re: Pair up [Momoko and Romeo]: Raft.

[withoutverona]

Romeo blinked at it suspiciously. This seemed too easy. "So we just sit on the raft, then?"

Pair up [Johnny and Savannah]: Two-seater plane

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Like one of these (http://www.plymouthflyingschool.co.uk/Shop/Images/TwoSeaterPlane.png).

Pair up [Adam and Andros]: Skis

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Like with the sled dogs, you have snow before you and your skis. But it's a flat surface. So helpful.

Re: Pair up [Adam and Andros]: Skis

[imcalledandros.livejournal.com]

As he waited for Adam, Andros was looking at the skis and appreciating his galaxy glider more and more.

Pair up [Jess and Warren]: Go-Kart

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Like so (http://www.ridegasscooters.com/images/sahara-gokart.jpg).

Re: Pair up [Jess and Warren]: Go-Kart

[peace_n_war]

Warren just stood there, one eyebrow raised, regarding the go-kart. And then, he did the only thing he figured any sensible guy would do, when faced with such a silly vehicle.

"Shotgun."

Pair up [Ben and Dor]: Magic carpet

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.