Heroing [Tuesday, period 2, class #5]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"HELLO CLASS!" boomed Captain Hammer, as soon as everyone was assembled in the Danger Shop. "I'm sorry you had to bear on without my presence last week. I had a superhero emergency." In that his cave had flooded, because Captain Hammer had not yet realized that basing his Ham-Lair on the beach wasn't the best idea. "Today... we are learning about the wonders of transportation!"

He passed around a few pictures of his various Ham-vehicles, mostly to show off. They were awesome, after all. "Every hero needs a way to get around. You can't run everywhere. What if you were busy entertaining until the last second, and needed to get somewhere extra-fast? These things," he said sagely, "do happen. So, today, we're going to play pretend!"

Hammer pressed a few buttons, and a small assortment of vehicles -- all state of the art -- appeared, each reasonably far apart from the other, with a small portion of vehicle-appropriate landscape before it. "I put you in pairs, and you're going to go play with one of these, and then report back to the class what you thought. I know both villains and heroes who all use these things! Keep that in mind! Tell us why it worked, and why it didn't. Now, shoo."

[please wait for EXTENSIVE OCD up. ETA: and yes I am aware I marked all the OCD as February 5th. Hush.]

Comments

Re: Pair up [Jess and Warren]: Go-Kart

[peace_n_war]

Warren just stood there, one eyebrow raised, regarding the go-kart. And then, he did the only thing he figured any sensible guy would do, when faced with such a silly vehicle.

"Shotgun."

Re: Pair up [Jess and Warren]: Go-Kart

[noboynextdoor.livejournal.com]

Jess made a grumbling noise at having been beaten, but got in the driver's seat anyway. "If this was my method of transport, I think I'd let the bad guys catch me and put me out of my misery."

Re: Pair up [Jess and Warren]: Go-Kart

[peace_n_war]

"And if this was my method of transportation," Warren mused, "I'd light it on fire and then walk."

He crawled into the passenger's seat. Sure, it was the spot usually reserved for sidekicks Hero Support, but he wasn't all too keen on looking the part of a superhero, anyhow.