Heroing [Tuesday, period 2, class #5]

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"HELLO CLASS!" boomed Captain Hammer, as soon as everyone was assembled in the Danger Shop. "I'm sorry you had to bear on without my presence last week. I had a superhero emergency." In that his cave had flooded, because Captain Hammer had not yet realized that basing his Ham-Lair on the beach wasn't the best idea. "Today... we are learning about the wonders of transportation!"

He passed around a few pictures of his various Ham-vehicles, mostly to show off. They were awesome, after all. "Every hero needs a way to get around. You can't run everywhere. What if you were busy entertaining until the last second, and needed to get somewhere extra-fast? These things," he said sagely, "do happen. So, today, we're going to play pretend!"

Hammer pressed a few buttons, and a small assortment of vehicles -- all state of the art -- appeared, each reasonably far apart from the other, with a small portion of vehicle-appropriate landscape before it. "I put you in pairs, and you're going to go play with one of these, and then report back to the class what you thought. I know both villains and heroes who all use these things! Keep that in mind! Tell us why it worked, and why it didn't. Now, shoo."

[please wait for EXTENSIVE OCD up. ETA: and yes I am aware I marked all the OCD as February 5th. Hush.]

Comments

Sign in [05/02/09]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Like you're going somewhere

Re: Sign in [05/02/09]

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri Veila

Listen to the lecture [05/02/09]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Or whatever you want to call that.

Re: Listen to the lecture [05/02/09]

[weetuskenraider]

Okay, Tahiri was pretty sure her first classes at the Jedi Academy had been harder than this.

Captain Hammer wasn't in danger of losing his #1 status on her "crazy teacher" list any time soon.

Re: Listen to the lecture [05/02/09]

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal loved this class. Easy and fun!

Re: Listen to the lecture [05/02/09]

[withoutverona]

Every week, Romeo left Yzma's class thinking she was the most insane teacher he could imagine.

Every week, Captain Hammer topped her.

It was astounding.

Re: Listen to the lecture [05/02/09]

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

Captain Hammer was amazing. Adora could never tell if she was supposed to take his attitude seriously or not.

Re: Listen to the lecture [05/02/09]

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

Rodney kept looking around to see if the scantily clad blonde from last week would be coming back. He sighed in disappointment.

Re: Listen to the lecture [05/02/09]

[heromaniac]

"Oooh. An emergency?" Momoko was curious about the "superhero emergency," and wondered why he didn't talk about that more. Talking about transportation was kind of boring when you just flew to the crime scene.

Pair up! [05/02/09]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

...

Pair up [Adora and Hannibal]: Jet packs

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

They are perfectly normal, strap-over-your-shoulders, typical superheroish jet packs.

Pair up [Lion-o and Anemone]: Sled dogs

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

You have a sled with nine adorable sled dogs before it. (And yes, your in part of a snowy area.) They look delighted to play with you!

Pair up [Tony and Tahiri ]: Covered wagon

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Yes, just like in Oregon Trail. Try not to get lost or die and have to eat each other. And you have mules!

Pair up [Robin and Helen]: Forklift

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Yes, really (http://www.heavyequipmentguru.com/images/forklift.jpg).

Pair up [Arthur and Wendy]: Tricycles

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

They might actually be a little small for the two of them, since these are normally built for children and all. Oh well.

Pair up [Summer and Rodney]: Tank

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Yes, a tank. Like as in military-use, big tank. The weapons have been disabled, though, so you just get to play with how... blindingly fast they move, and stuff.

Pair up [Viki and Sokka]: Helicopter

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Very much like the Ham-copter, actually.

Pair up [Dean/Meg]: Hot air balloon

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Just de-sandbag it, and you'll be able to float. Adjust the heat, and you'll be able to sink.

Pair up [Momoko and Romeo]: Raft.

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Like a wooden raft (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/12/17478933_4ebf452b71.jpg), not a life raft. And yes, there's water for you to float around in.

Pair up [Johnny and Savannah]: Two-seater plane

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Like one of these (http://www.plymouthflyingschool.co.uk/Shop/Images/TwoSeaterPlane.png).

Pair up [Adam and Andros]: Skis

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Like with the sled dogs, you have snow before you and your skis. But it's a flat surface. So helpful.

Talk to the class! [05/02/09]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

What did you like, what didn't you like, and why?

Talk to the TA [05/02/09]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

When she arrives!

Re: Talk to the TA [05/02/09]

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

Adora was in class this week, looking her usual mostly-covered self in stiletto boots instead of last week's scantily clad chick in okay, admittedly different colored stiletto boots.

Talk to Captain Hammer [05/02/09]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

He is around and such!

OOC [05/02/09]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

I deliberately gave almost no detail on things, just to give you a lot of freedom! You can probably go about like, ten feet in any direction, but you can't take off throughout the shop.

Have fun!

Re: OOC [05/02/09]

[weetuskenraider]

*dies laughing* I kind of love you a lot.