Heroing [Tuesday, period 2, class #5]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"HELLO CLASS!" boomed Captain Hammer, as soon as everyone was assembled in the Danger Shop. "I'm sorry you had to bear on without my presence last week. I had a superhero emergency." In that his cave had flooded, because Captain Hammer had not yet realized that basing his Ham-Lair on the beach wasn't the best idea. "Today... we are learning about the wonders of transportation!"

He passed around a few pictures of his various Ham-vehicles, mostly to show off. They were awesome, after all. "Every hero needs a way to get around. You can't run everywhere. What if you were busy entertaining until the last second, and needed to get somewhere extra-fast? These things," he said sagely, "do happen. So, today, we're going to play pretend!"

Hammer pressed a few buttons, and a small assortment of vehicles -- all state of the art -- appeared, each reasonably far apart from the other, with a small portion of vehicle-appropriate landscape before it. "I put you in pairs, and you're going to go play with one of these, and then report back to the class what you thought. I know both villains and heroes who all use these things! Keep that in mind! Tell us why it worked, and why it didn't. Now, shoo."

[please wait for EXTENSIVE OCD up. ETA: and yes I am aware I marked all the OCD as February 5th. Hush.]

Comments

Re: Pair up [Robin and Helen]: Forklift

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Robin sat in the seat of the forklift. It was a normal sized forklift. This wasn't working.

And how was this thing supposed to get them anywhere quickly?

Re: Pair up [Robin and Helen]: Forklift

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen stood and looked at the forklift. "No," she said. "I will not. This will not bring us anywhere quickly."

Re: Pair up [Robin and Helen]: Forklift

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"It might help us to reach high places." Robin said doubtfully. "But I can hop at least as high as this can reach."

[Sorry for the delay, had computer difficulties.]

Re: Pair up [Robin and Helen]: Forklift

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen shook her head. "No. I will not be a part of this. It is ridiculous unless we choose to use it to run someone down. Which would not be very heroic.""

Re: Pair up [Robin and Helen]: Forklift

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Robin nodded. "No, you're right it wouldn't."

Re: Pair up [Robin and Helen]: Forklift

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

She sat down and folded her arms. "You may do as you wish. I am done."

Re: Pair up [Robin and Helen]: Forklift

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Robin looked around at the forklift one more time. "Wish we'd gotten the jet packs."

Re: Pair up [Robin and Helen]: Forklift

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen just shook her head and glared.