Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [06/02]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Frowning slightly as he watched all the kids file in for class, Deadpool crossed his arms over his chest.

"So it seems we're not around France anymore. There go my plans to teach Savate and let you kick clowns..."

It was sad, really. Kicking clowns was excellent exercise. Good cardio.

"Instead, now that we seem to be vaguely South Pacific in that adorable Rogers and Hammerstein kinda way, I'll be showing you a few basic moves in Muay Thai. Because elbowing and kneeing people in the chest is so much more fun," He told them all cheerfully.

"There will be four basic moves to learn here. The elbow strike, the knee strike, hanuman and the flying knee." He squinted at them for a moment. "And no, these aren't going to be done on each other. I'd rather not get punched by the principal if I can help it. Sure, she's got that MILF thing working for her now, but it's just bad form to toss you all in a room to have a battle royale..."

Deadpool sighed dreamily.

"...Maybe someday." Shaking his head, Deadpool snapped out of it. "Partner up to help each other with form and try these on the punching bags. They usually don't hit back and now that I've said that we're doomed to being attacked by them for the beret thing."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Pacific style!

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[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John Sheppard

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[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Liir Thropp

Listen to the lecture

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Or hum songs from musicals. That's fun too!

Re: Listen to the lecture

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

A lecture that would have been incredibly useful yesterday. John sighed, but paid attention.

Re: Listen to the lecture

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

He's listening. Especially as his training yesterday was cut off.

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[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Lois was paying attention to the lecture. She knew most of this but review never hurt. Besides, she had always found this sort of stuff interesting.

Re: Listen to the lecture

[wannabehunter]

Jo was a bit perkier this week than last, but not much.

Re: Listen to the lecture

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

Gwynn was taking notes on all of this.

Re: Listen to the lecture

[pyroliz.livejournal.com]

Liz paid careful attention to the lecture.

Re: Listen to the lecture

[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

Bob sat bored and started humming the OST for Moulin Rouge. It wasn't manly, at all.

Re: Listen to the lecture

[stylin-wizard.livejournal.com]

Alex paid very close attention to the lecture.

Re: Listen to the lecture

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

Alice still didn't get many of his references, but she could follow the thread, and more importantly, there was to be more hitting things today, and that was always a good day, in her books.

She assumed most days would involve hitting things, in a class whose name started with Punching People, but it was good to see that that wasn't a baseless assumption.

Practice Hitting!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

In groups of two, please!

Re: Practice Hitting!

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

He hoped he could just hold the bag today. Hitting it might become far too helpful.

Re: Practice Hitting!

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

Gwynn approached him.

"Are you in need of a partner?"

Re: Practice Hitting!

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

The knee-strike and hanu-thing were very familiar to Anemone, since she tended to use something similar when people weren't listening to her.

Practice, however, would be awesome, and she looked around for someone to partner up with.

Re: Practice Hitting!

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Lois looked around for a partner.

Re: Practice Hitting!

[likethegun]

Sam was ready at one of the punching bags, trying to ignore what Deadpool had said about Zoe.

Re: Practice Hitting!

[stucklikadope.livejournal.com]

Giselle had frills and bows. It rather looked like little birds had dressed her. Which, um, they had.

Needless to say, she wasn't really looking to hit anything.

Talk to the TA

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

But not until she pings in all Pacific Style too.

Re: Talk to the TA

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River listened, head tilted. The moves were interesting.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Because it's the cool thing to do.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[intraspective]

Ino didn't have much to do on Mondays, and being pissed off at Andrew had made her want to avoid people for most of the day--and smirk every now and then, okay, a lot, at the lump of Andrew-mouse in Kusanagi--but it had also given her time to remember that she owed Deadpool-san cookies.

So, she showed up at the tail-end of class, with a Tupperware container cradled in her arms.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

LA!