Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [06/02]

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Frowning slightly as he watched all the kids file in for class, Deadpool crossed his arms over his chest.

"So it seems we're not around France anymore. There go my plans to teach Savate and let you kick clowns..."

It was sad, really. Kicking clowns was excellent exercise. Good cardio.

"Instead, now that we seem to be vaguely South Pacific in that adorable Rogers and Hammerstein kinda way, I'll be showing you a few basic moves in Muay Thai. Because elbowing and kneeing people in the chest is so much more fun," He told them all cheerfully.

"There will be four basic moves to learn here. The elbow strike, the knee strike, hanuman and the flying knee." He squinted at them for a moment. "And no, these aren't going to be done on each other. I'd rather not get punched by the principal if I can help it. Sure, she's got that MILF thing working for her now, but it's just bad form to toss you all in a room to have a battle royale..."

Deadpool sighed dreamily.

"...Maybe someday." Shaking his head, Deadpool snapped out of it. "Partner up to help each other with form and try these on the punching bags. They usually don't hit back and now that I've said that we're doomed to being attacked by them for the beret thing."

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Re: Talk to the Teacher

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"Thank you."

And to be honest, he took it rather sedately. They were, after all, no more or less dead for being related to him and after the initial shock?

Well, just how things were.

"I can't say I've met Turtle's parents, but I'm sure they're perfectly nice."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"No, not so much. Her mom was a bit of a harpy. Her dad was a nice enough guy, though."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"That also seems to happen."

...he would have said 'scorpion' for his own mother, but that was just semantics.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

But scorpions, you see, lack that certain panache to make it extra mean.

Unless you're the Rock.

(Worst movie ever.)

Deadpool just nodded faintly. "So... cookie time. Shoo. You go have fun emoing it up with Ino there."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

He folded his arms.

"I'm not bloody 'emo'. Annoyed is not emotional."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"You say poh-tay-toe, I say poh-tah-toe."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

He just rolled his eyes, snorted, and went about his day.