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Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [06/02]
Frowning slightly as he watched all the kids file in for class, Deadpool crossed his arms over his chest.
"So it seems we're not around France anymore. There go my plans to teach Savate and let you kick clowns..."
It was sad, really. Kicking clowns was excellent exercise. Good cardio.
"Instead, now that we seem to be vaguely South Pacific in that adorable Rogers and Hammerstein kinda way, I'll be showing you a few basic moves in Muay Thai. Because elbowing and kneeing people in the chest is so much more fun," He told them all cheerfully.
"There will be four basic moves to learn here. The elbow strike, the knee strike, hanuman and the flying knee." He squinted at them for a moment. "And no, these aren't going to be done on each other. I'd rather not get punched by the principal if I can help it. Sure, she's got that MILF thing working for her now, but it's just bad form to toss you all in a room to have a battle royale..."
Deadpool sighed dreamily.
"...Maybe someday." Shaking his head, Deadpool snapped out of it. "Partner up to help each other with form and try these on the punching bags. They usually don't hit back and now that I've said that we're doomed to being attacked by them for the beret thing."
"So it seems we're not around France anymore. There go my plans to teach Savate and let you kick clowns..."
It was sad, really. Kicking clowns was excellent exercise. Good cardio.
"Instead, now that we seem to be vaguely South Pacific in that adorable Rogers and Hammerstein kinda way, I'll be showing you a few basic moves in Muay Thai. Because elbowing and kneeing people in the chest is so much more fun," He told them all cheerfully.
"There will be four basic moves to learn here. The elbow strike, the knee strike, hanuman and the flying knee." He squinted at them for a moment. "And no, these aren't going to be done on each other. I'd rather not get punched by the principal if I can help it. Sure, she's got that MILF thing working for her now, but it's just bad form to toss you all in a room to have a battle royale..."
Deadpool sighed dreamily.
"...Maybe someday." Shaking his head, Deadpool snapped out of it. "Partner up to help each other with form and try these on the punching bags. They usually don't hit back and now that I've said that we're doomed to being attacked by them for the beret thing."
Re: Practice Hitting!
Practice, however, would be awesome, and she looked around for someone to partner up with.
Re: Practice Hitting!
"So, wanna team up?" Bob said while winking. He was trying hard to be cool. Wasn't accomplishing it though.
Re: Practice Hitting!
[Kicks notices. Dumb LJ.]