Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [06/02]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Frowning slightly as he watched all the kids file in for class, Deadpool crossed his arms over his chest.

"So it seems we're not around France anymore. There go my plans to teach Savate and let you kick clowns..."

It was sad, really. Kicking clowns was excellent exercise. Good cardio.

"Instead, now that we seem to be vaguely South Pacific in that adorable Rogers and Hammerstein kinda way, I'll be showing you a few basic moves in Muay Thai. Because elbowing and kneeing people in the chest is so much more fun," He told them all cheerfully.

"There will be four basic moves to learn here. The elbow strike, the knee strike, hanuman and the flying knee." He squinted at them for a moment. "And no, these aren't going to be done on each other. I'd rather not get punched by the principal if I can help it. Sure, she's got that MILF thing working for her now, but it's just bad form to toss you all in a room to have a battle royale..."

Deadpool sighed dreamily.

"...Maybe someday." Shaking his head, Deadpool snapped out of it. "Partner up to help each other with form and try these on the punching bags. They usually don't hit back and now that I've said that we're doomed to being attacked by them for the beret thing."

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Re: Practice Hitting!

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

"I'm taking this one and Aly's blending in class. How about you?"

Re: Practice Hitting!

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"I'm also in Professor Alianne's blending class. And the courtly dance class she took over.

"The last is the vacationing class that Doctor is teaching. That's been interesting."

Re: Practice Hitting!

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

"I didn't sign up for a lot this term, but those two classes seemed pretty interesting when I read the descriptions. Are you enjoying them?"

Re: Practice Hitting!

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"A great deal," he said, Not Thinking about certain things.

"And yourself? I'm assuming from the familiarity that you've taken one of Professor Alianne's classes before?"

Re: Practice Hitting!

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

Gwynn smiled. "I enjoy her classes quite a lot."

Re: Practice Hitting!

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"I wonder if she's teaching for the second half of the summer...," he mused aloud.

Re: Practice Hitting!

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

"I hope so. I like her because she knows what she's talking about and she doesn't seem..." Gwynn frowned as she tried to recall the correct word. "Pretentious. She isn't lording her knowledge over her students, but instead shares it."

Re: Practice Hitting!

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"I can certainly appreciate that."

His voice held some note which seemed to convey the fact that he was used to the former.

Re: Practice Hitting!

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

"I'm not fond of people who do otherwise. It's what ruins things."

Re: Practice Hitting!

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"I can certainly relate to that," he admitted with another hit to the bag.

A little harder than the others.