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Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [06/02]
Frowning slightly as he watched all the kids file in for class, Deadpool crossed his arms over his chest.
"So it seems we're not around France anymore. There go my plans to teach Savate and let you kick clowns..."
It was sad, really. Kicking clowns was excellent exercise. Good cardio.
"Instead, now that we seem to be vaguely South Pacific in that adorable Rogers and Hammerstein kinda way, I'll be showing you a few basic moves in Muay Thai. Because elbowing and kneeing people in the chest is so much more fun," He told them all cheerfully.
"There will be four basic moves to learn here. The elbow strike, the knee strike, hanuman and the flying knee." He squinted at them for a moment. "And no, these aren't going to be done on each other. I'd rather not get punched by the principal if I can help it. Sure, she's got that MILF thing working for her now, but it's just bad form to toss you all in a room to have a battle royale..."
Deadpool sighed dreamily.
"...Maybe someday." Shaking his head, Deadpool snapped out of it. "Partner up to help each other with form and try these on the punching bags. They usually don't hit back and now that I've said that we're doomed to being attacked by them for the beret thing."
"So it seems we're not around France anymore. There go my plans to teach Savate and let you kick clowns..."
It was sad, really. Kicking clowns was excellent exercise. Good cardio.
"Instead, now that we seem to be vaguely South Pacific in that adorable Rogers and Hammerstein kinda way, I'll be showing you a few basic moves in Muay Thai. Because elbowing and kneeing people in the chest is so much more fun," He told them all cheerfully.
"There will be four basic moves to learn here. The elbow strike, the knee strike, hanuman and the flying knee." He squinted at them for a moment. "And no, these aren't going to be done on each other. I'd rather not get punched by the principal if I can help it. Sure, she's got that MILF thing working for her now, but it's just bad form to toss you all in a room to have a battle royale..."
Deadpool sighed dreamily.
"...Maybe someday." Shaking his head, Deadpool snapped out of it. "Partner up to help each other with form and try these on the punching bags. They usually don't hit back and now that I've said that we're doomed to being attacked by them for the beret thing."

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[[OOC: Sorry. Work kept me in meetings all day]]
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"Nor I. If you'd like to start, go ahead. I've taken first the last few times we've done this."
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She waited until she was sure she was ready and that she would only hit the back and then punched the bag.
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"Don't go wild, obviously, but I'll let you know if I'm having trouble."
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Her fighting usually consisted of swords and bows.
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"Oh. That would-- certainly!"
He never said no to lessons.
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"That's mine, but it has a broom in it instead of arrows. Archery is pretty much done by the tribes in the Vinkus and nobles from Gilikin and the City who have too much time on their hands where I'm from."
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"Ask as you like."
It seemed harmless enough.
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"A broom. Like one would usually use to sweep the floor."
Ah.
"I can fly on it," he explained, figuring it was best to cover this all in one go. "So I keep it with me, just in case. The quiver is the best way I've found to hold onto it."
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"I've been training some with a friend on defending myself, but for the most part, it's wisest for me to run. Unless the whatever-it-is has an allergy to citrus fruits."
IE his ability to make oddly flavored oranges is useful against a grand total of Rodney McKay.
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"And judging by previous history, it'll be a class well learned."
He tipped his chin to the bag.
"So... archery?"
He realized how that looked.
"I mean, you should probably go back to hitting the bag. And you wouldn't mind showing me archery?"
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