fandomhigh | Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5

Frowning slightly as he watched all the kids file in for class, Deadpool crossed his arms over his chest.

"So it seems we're not around France anymore. There go my plans to teach Savate and let you kick clowns..."

It was sad, really. Kicking clowns was excellent exercise. Good cardio.

"Instead, now that we seem to be vaguely South Pacific in that adorable Rogers and Hammerstein kinda way, I'll be showing you a few basic moves in Muay Thai. Because elbowing and kneeing people in the chest is so much more fun," He told them all cheerfully.

"There will be four basic moves to learn here. The elbow strike, the knee strike, hanuman and the flying knee." He squinted at them for a moment. "And no, these aren't going to be done on each other. I'd rather not get punched by the principal if I can help it. Sure, she's got that MILF thing working for her now, but it's just bad form to toss you all in a room to have a battle royale..."

Deadpool sighed dreamily.

"...Maybe someday." Shaking his head, Deadpool snapped out of it. "Partner up to help each other with form and try these on the punching bags. They usually don't hit back and now that I've said that we're doomed to being attacked by them for the beret thing."

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"Oh, look who's talking. You're the one getting into fights in school," Lois retorted.

"That wasn't an insult," John told her. "Just an observation. From one bad influence to another."

Lois smiled. "I'd be lying if I tried to deny observation. I haven't gotten away with the innocent act since...come to think of it I don't think I've ever gotten away with it."

"I'm honestly surprised you'd even try the innocent act. Where's the fun in that?" Granted, he tried it all the time. Mostly because he thought he was cute.

"I always try it as a last ditch attempt to not get into trouble." Lois sighed. "It never works."

"Recently I've discovered a slight sad frown to be very effective in keeping me out of trouble. Not last night, of course, but in less violent situations." He pouted, yes.

"Ooo very nice," Lois said approvingly. "I find that trying to joke my way of a situation usually works."

"...Or I kick the person in the shin and run away."

"That settles it," John decided. "I'm sticking to your good side." He didn't deal well with shin-kickers.

"It's best for everyone involved," Lois said, nodding. "I don't enjoy kicking people. Unless they deserve it."

"Kicked anyone in Fandom yet?"

"Actually I've been keeping out of trouble so I haven't had to use my kick-and-run exit strategy yet," she said. "And trust me, no one is more surprised than I am about me behaving myself."

"Must be a rare thing," John replied. "You've got me looking forward to hearing about your adventures on radio."

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