Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 01/14

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Why yes, yes Deadpool was sitting on the desk again today. But there were other things on the desk. Like a camera and a lot of paper. And ink.

Weird, no?

"Morning kids! Today we're learning about something very fun. Booking procedure. Or, ya know, the fun bits of it to me at least. Who wants to learn about lots and lots of paperwork, after all? Bo~oring!"

Hopping off the desk, he started to pace in front of the class.

"First up today is the mugshot. Or, as I like to call it, the best way to make or break a career in Hollywood by looking like a homeless heroin addict!" Deadpool shook his head sadly. "No one wants to end up lookin' like Nick Nolte or Hugh Grant, so I suggest practicing your look before they actually toss you in to get that picture taken. It'll be like modeling! With police! And crimes!"

Really.

Just like it.

"And second! Fingerprints. Which is just code for letting you kids run wild and free with paper and ink. Because no one really cares about learning about whirls and all stuff. You just want to get straight to the finding your classmates' finger prints so you can see if they're stealing food from the common rooms. Isn't that right? For shame, common room food stealer. Just go to Turtle&Canary and buy your own."

"Last of all!" He bounced on his heels, looking at the class. "Haley Joel, English Petey... Welcome to being my TAs. I expect you to rule with an iron fist."

[[ooc: Wait for the OCD is up!]]

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Taking Prints

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Groups of two! Get with the inking!

...

But not in that Miami or L.A. kind of way. No tattoos here.

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael glanced around to see who might partner up with him.

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter gave a nod. "Hey."

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael nodded back.

"Hey. You paired up yet?"

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Not yet," Peter said. "You?"

Re: Taking Prints

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana was ready to try fingerprinting, though she might be taking this a bit more seriously than Deadpool wanted.

Re: Taking Prints

[intraspective]

Ino glanced around the room. Who should her partner be?

Re: Taking Prints

[isourking.livejournal.com]

Ron sighed and looked over at Ino who was close by. "Do you want to do this and get it over with?"

Re: Taking Prints

[intraspective]

She had to smile at that. "Not too enthused about this?" She shrugged, "Sure we can do it quick if you'd like."

Re: Taking Prints

[isourking.livejournal.com]

"I just think there has to be a better way to catch criminals where we don't get our fingers dirty," Ron replied with a sigh. "Besides I think our teacher is just out right insane so this can't be real procedure."

Re: Taking Prints

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

Hello there, primitive technology. Jen was staring at it, a little perplexed, but mostly fascinated because she'd read about this stuff but never had to use it.

She was secretly getting her geek on, big time.

Re: Taking Prints

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

"You look kinda confused," Chad commented when he started looking around for a partner and noticed one of the new kids.

Re: Taking Prints

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

"Actual ink," Jen said, a tiny hint of what could only be described as 'ZOMGSHINY' in her voice. "Actual non-digital fingerprinting!"

Re: Taking Prints

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

That tiny hint of ZOMGSHINY left a tiny hint of a grin in the corner of Chad's mouth. "Never worked with it before?" he asked, as he himself was picking up one of the fingerprinting kits and examining it with a slight touch of nostalgia.

Re: Taking Prints

[multiplez]

Z looked around for a partner for the fingerprintingness.

Re: Taking Prints

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean grinned at Z. "So wanna play with ink?"

Re: Taking Prints

[multiplez]

"Dirty?" Z asked, sounding almost hopeful.

Re: Taking Prints

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Exactly what are you planning on taking prints of?" Dean asked with a leer.

Re: Taking Prints

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Meg was there for the printing. She also wondered if she and Jo had the same fingerprints. And if they did, whether or not that would be something to worry about.

Re: Taking Prints

[advicefrommice.livejournal.com]

"I'm Coraline," Coraline said, looking at the ink and paper with something approaching glee. "Do you want to do this together?"

Re: Taking Prints

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

"Sure!" she said cheerfully. "I'm Meg."

Re: Taking Prints

[advicefrommice.livejournal.com]

"It's nice to meet you." She smiled and picked up an ink pad. "I've always wanted to have my fingerprints taken, without having to go to jail. That part never sounded like much fun at all."

Re: Taking Prints

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

While he waited for a partner, John wondered if he'd get in trouble if he made some thumb print animals on the paper.

Re: Taking Prints

[princetragique.livejournal.com]

Noticing someone who didn't seem to be paired off yet, Tamaki sauntered over and peered over John's shoulder at the thumb print animals.

"Hey," he grinned, "Those are quite impressive! Need a partner?" After a moment, he leaned forward and conspiratorially whispered, "Do you think you make a thumb print bear?"

Re: Taking Prints

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"I'm pretty sure I could," John grinned at the kid appreciating his work. "It's all in how you draw on the face."