fandomhigh | Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3

Why yes, yes Deadpool was sitting on the desk again today. But there were other things on the desk. Like a camera and a lot of paper. And ink.

Weird, no?

"Morning kids! Today we're learning about something very fun. Booking procedure. Or, ya know, the fun bits of it to me at least. Who wants to learn about lots and lots of paperwork, after all? Bo~oring!"

Hopping off the desk, he started to pace in front of the class.

"First up today is the mugshot. Or, as I like to call it, the best way to make or break a career in Hollywood by looking like a homeless heroin addict!" Deadpool shook his head sadly. "No one wants to end up lookin' like Nick Nolte or Hugh Grant, so I suggest practicing your look before they actually toss you in to get that picture taken. It'll be like modeling! With police! And crimes!"

Really.

Just like it.

"And second! Fingerprints. Which is just code for letting you kids run wild and free with paper and ink. Because no one really cares about learning about whirls and all stuff. You just want to get straight to the finding your classmates' finger prints so you can see if they're stealing food from the common rooms. Isn't that right? For shame, common room food stealer. Just go to Turtle&Canary and buy your own."

"Last of all!" He bounced on his heels, looking at the class. "Haley Joel, English Petey... Welcome to being my TAs. I expect you to rule with an iron fist."

[[ooc: ~~Wait for the~~ OCD is up!]]

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Causing pain was generally something girls were good at. Especially when it came to hurting boys.

Ino wrinkled her nose. "If we have to."

"Well if you don't want to, I won't tell anyone," Ron said.

That made her opinion of him rise. "You won't?" She asked, smiling, "Because I really don't want to."

"Fine by me," Ron said. "I was just doing it so I won't have to worry about the teacher coming after me with some bizarre punishment."

"I don't think he'd do that to me," Ino said thoughtfully, "at least nothing that I wouldn't be willing to do."

"Well I'm afraid I just don't trust the bloke," Ron said shaking his head. "I mean look at him. He's wearing pajamas."

Ino looked critically at Deadpool-san. "I know, but sadly? I've seen worse."

"True. But would you trust a bloke who dressed like that?"

"With my life, sure." Ino said, "Generally if they're confident enough to dress that ridiculously they're really strong. With my mental health? Uh, well, it really depends."

"Honestly? I'm not sure I'd place my life in the hands of a teacher," Ron replied. "Then again I've had issues."

"That would do it, I suppose." Ino admitted, "What kind of issues?"

[And I've got to head to work, sp alright?]

"Mostly teachers who are supposed to be protecting us coming after a few of my friends," Ron replied. "So I may be a bit extra paranoid."

[NP]

"Don't they have a screening process at your old school?" Ino asked, "That, you know, might take care of problems like that?"

"Yes. Well sometimes magic makes that a bit difficult. People will look and talk like someone but they're really someone else underneath."

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