fandomhigh | Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3

Why yes, yes Deadpool was sitting on the desk again today. But there were other things on the desk. Like a camera and a lot of paper. And ink.

Weird, no?

"Morning kids! Today we're learning about something very fun. Booking procedure. Or, ya know, the fun bits of it to me at least. Who wants to learn about lots and lots of paperwork, after all? Bo~oring!"

Hopping off the desk, he started to pace in front of the class.

"First up today is the mugshot. Or, as I like to call it, the best way to make or break a career in Hollywood by looking like a homeless heroin addict!" Deadpool shook his head sadly. "No one wants to end up lookin' like Nick Nolte or Hugh Grant, so I suggest practicing your look before they actually toss you in to get that picture taken. It'll be like modeling! With police! And crimes!"

Really.

Just like it.

"And second! Fingerprints. Which is just code for letting you kids run wild and free with paper and ink. Because no one really cares about learning about whirls and all stuff. You just want to get straight to the finding your classmates' finger prints so you can see if they're stealing food from the common rooms. Isn't that right? For shame, common room food stealer. Just go to Turtle&Canary and buy your own."

"Last of all!" He bounced on his heels, looking at the class. "Haley Joel, English Petey... Welcome to being my TAs. I expect you to rule with an iron fist."

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"Exactly what are you planning on taking prints of?" Dean asked with a leer.

"Nothing too fun," Z said with a laugh. "We're in class, woe."

"And my girlfriend's in the room," Dean added. "Which probably means I need to try and behave. At least a little."

"Is she gonna beat me up for flirting?" Z asked warily.

"Meg doesn't really strike me as the beating people up type," Dean said. "That would be more a Jo thing."

"Well, it never hurts to check," Z said with a shrug.

"And she'd probably beat me up first," Dean pointed out. "Dawn did."

"As long as she's beating on you instead of me, I'm okay with that," Z said with a cheeky grin.

"Yeah, somehow I thought you would be," Dean said with a smirk. "Flirting's okay though I think. I mean how do you stop flirting anyhow?"

"Well, you can," Z said as she rolled her thumb across the inkpad. "But why would you want to?"

"Exactly." He made a face at the ink. "Y'know they should come up with different colour inks. Then it could be more like finger painting."

Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 01/14

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