fandomhigh | Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3

Why yes, yes Deadpool was sitting on the desk again today. But there were other things on the desk. Like a camera and a lot of paper. And ink.

Weird, no?

"Morning kids! Today we're learning about something very fun. Booking procedure. Or, ya know, the fun bits of it to me at least. Who wants to learn about lots and lots of paperwork, after all? Bo~oring!"

Hopping off the desk, he started to pace in front of the class.

"First up today is the mugshot. Or, as I like to call it, the best way to make or break a career in Hollywood by looking like a homeless heroin addict!" Deadpool shook his head sadly. "No one wants to end up lookin' like Nick Nolte or Hugh Grant, so I suggest practicing your look before they actually toss you in to get that picture taken. It'll be like modeling! With police! And crimes!"

Really.

Just like it.

"And second! Fingerprints. Which is just code for letting you kids run wild and free with paper and ink. Because no one really cares about learning about whirls and all stuff. You just want to get straight to the finding your classmates' finger prints so you can see if they're stealing food from the common rooms. Isn't that right? For shame, common room food stealer. Just go to Turtle&Canary and buy your own."

"Last of all!" He bounced on his heels, looking at the class. "Haley Joel, English Petey... Welcome to being my TAs. I expect you to rule with an iron fist."

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"And his obsession with Bea Arthur?"

"Weeeeeell," Ino said slowly, because Deadpool-san hadn't ever mentioned Bea Arthur to her, "everyone has their quirks?"

"Quirks may be to soft of a word here..."

Ino shrugged. She could think of people with worse habits than obsessing over something. Or someone. "Whatever. I think he's a good teacher anyway. He makes things interesting." She offered a smile, "Let's get on with the actual assignment, shall we?"

"Fine," Ron said with another sigh and held out his hands. "Go ahead and muck them up."

She was more than happy to play with ink as long as it didn't have to go on her hands right away. "There you go," she said, after inking his hands, "you've been inked. Have a paper?" Ino offered him a blank sheet.

"Thanks," Ron said as he tried to roll his own fingerprints on the paper. "Do you muggles really do this?"

"... muggle?" Ino asked, frowning.

"Non-magical type people," Ron said quickly. "It's not an insult really."

She was still frowning. "It doesn't sound like a very nice thing to call someone either way. We're all people no matter what."

"Well it's like calling me British," Ron protested. "There's not any negative connotation with where I'm from. My Dad's spent most of his career trying to protect people from being hurt from magic."

"But it's not like calling you British, or whatever." Ino said, "Because 'British' is based on where you're from, but 'muggle' means they can't do something. That's different."

"So I shouldn't call you a girl or woman then?" Ron asked. "Because you can't do somethings than men can. And vice-versa."

Her eyes narrowed dangerously. "What can't I do that 'men' can?"

"Um..." Ron said flailing slightly. "Ah... write your name in the snow!"

That made her stare. "What?"

"And men can't have babies!" Ron said immediately afterwards trying to distract Ino from the last statement. "See? It's not nasty!"

"Hmmm." Ino sounded unconvinced. "You'd better be careful what you call people though. Saying a girl can't do something is likely to get you hit hard outside of class." Like she would've had it not been Deadpool-san's class.

"Well it wouldn't be the first time," Ron said.

Ginny, despite her small size really knew how to cause pain.

"Shall we do you now?"

Causing pain was generally something girls were good at. Especially when it came to hurting boys.

Ino wrinkled her nose. "If we have to."

"Well if you don't want to, I won't tell anyone," Ron said.

That made her opinion of him rise. "You won't?" She asked, smiling, "Because I really don't want to."

"Fine by me," Ron said. "I was just doing it so I won't have to worry about the teacher coming after me with some bizarre punishment."

"I don't think he'd do that to me," Ino said thoughtfully, "at least nothing that I wouldn't be willing to do."

"Well I'm afraid I just don't trust the bloke," Ron said shaking his head. "I mean look at him. He's wearing pajamas."

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