Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 01/14

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Why yes, yes Deadpool was sitting on the desk again today. But there were other things on the desk. Like a camera and a lot of paper. And ink.

Weird, no?

"Morning kids! Today we're learning about something very fun. Booking procedure. Or, ya know, the fun bits of it to me at least. Who wants to learn about lots and lots of paperwork, after all? Bo~oring!"

Hopping off the desk, he started to pace in front of the class.

"First up today is the mugshot. Or, as I like to call it, the best way to make or break a career in Hollywood by looking like a homeless heroin addict!" Deadpool shook his head sadly. "No one wants to end up lookin' like Nick Nolte or Hugh Grant, so I suggest practicing your look before they actually toss you in to get that picture taken. It'll be like modeling! With police! And crimes!"

Really.

Just like it.

"And second! Fingerprints. Which is just code for letting you kids run wild and free with paper and ink. Because no one really cares about learning about whirls and all stuff. You just want to get straight to the finding your classmates' finger prints so you can see if they're stealing food from the common rooms. Isn't that right? For shame, common room food stealer. Just go to Turtle&Canary and buy your own."

"Last of all!" He bounced on his heels, looking at the class. "Haley Joel, English Petey... Welcome to being my TAs. I expect you to rule with an iron fist."

[[ooc: Wait for the OCD is up!]]

Comments

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael glanced around to see who might partner up with him.

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter gave a nod. "Hey."

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael nodded back.

"Hey. You paired up yet?"

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Not yet," Peter said. "You?"

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"Nope. I'm Michael."

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Peter," Peter replied. "Or 'Steve' if you go by radio."

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"...okay. Why do they call you Steve?"

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Because there's a few Peters and they wanted to tell the difference," Peter replied. "I have no idea why they picked Steve."

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

He laughed.

"Yeah, that's just asking for the same kind of trouble."

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"They didn't go with moron #4, which was also an option," Peter said. "So all things considered I'm not complaining."

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"...yeah, I can see how you'd prefer Steve." He glanced at the desk. "So I guess we're fingerprinting?"

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Guess so," Peter said. "Which one of us gets to play cop first?"

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"You can, if you want?"

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Okay, but I'm not putting on a uniform."

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael laughed.

"Don't think we need to go that far. Do you even have a uniform?"

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Nah," Peter said. "So you can see why it'd be a problem."

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"Yep. And I'd be very disturbed if you did have, so it's all win."

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Okay, you juvenile delinquent," Peter said, getting the fingerprinting supplies. "Let's get this over with."

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael held out his hands, ready for the ink pad.

It almost seemed like he'd done it before.

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter hadn't, so he took his time so as to try to cut down on the mess.

Not that this helped. "Think anyone would notice if we gave up on fingerprints and tried fingerpainting instead?"

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael laughed.

"Don't worry about it, it always makes a mess. Stuff gets everywhere."

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Hopefully we'll be able to get it off after," Peter said. "Otherwise we'll be washing the walls and doorways of the school."

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"It probably wipes right off", he said confidently.

Re: Taking Prints

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"If it doesn't I'm blaming you," Peter said.

Re: Taking Prints

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"Well, hey, I've kept out of trouble so far. Couldn't last forever."