fandomhigh | Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3

Why yes, yes Deadpool was sitting on the desk again today. But there were other things on the desk. Like a camera and a lot of paper. And ink.

Weird, no?

"Morning kids! Today we're learning about something very fun. Booking procedure. Or, ya know, the fun bits of it to me at least. Who wants to learn about lots and lots of paperwork, after all? Bo~oring!"

Hopping off the desk, he started to pace in front of the class.

"First up today is the mugshot. Or, as I like to call it, the best way to make or break a career in Hollywood by looking like a homeless heroin addict!" Deadpool shook his head sadly. "No one wants to end up lookin' like Nick Nolte or Hugh Grant, so I suggest practicing your look before they actually toss you in to get that picture taken. It'll be like modeling! With police! And crimes!"

Really.

Just like it.

"And second! Fingerprints. Which is just code for letting you kids run wild and free with paper and ink. Because no one really cares about learning about whirls and all stuff. You just want to get straight to the finding your classmates' finger prints so you can see if they're stealing food from the common rooms. Isn't that right? For shame, common room food stealer. Just go to Turtle&Canary and buy your own."

"Last of all!" He bounced on his heels, looking at the class. "Haley Joel, English Petey... Welcome to being my TAs. I expect you to rule with an iron fist."

[[ooc: ~~Wait for the~~ OCD is up!]]

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"Not around here," Peter agreed. He finished and admired his handiwork. "Could be better, could be worse."

"Could be a lot worse", Michael said with a nod. "...did he give us anything to clean this off with?"

"...good question?"

Michael poked carefully through the fingerprint kit and failed to find anything raglike.

"Well," Peter said, thoughtfully, "if you don't mind superpowers I could try getting it off."

He tilted his head curiously at that.

"What kind of superpowers?"

"It's kind of a molecular manipulation," Peter said. "I can use it to do things like change hair color."

That got a blink, then a careful look.

"Molecular manipulation, huh?"

"Yeah," Peter said. "It doesn't hurt or anything."

"No, it just... sounds familiar."

"Do you know Isabel?" Peter asked. "Because if you know her power, it's the exact same thing. Literally."

"Yeah, I know her... pretty well, really. How come you've got the same power?"

"Because my power is copying other people's powers," Peter said.

"...ah. Yeah, that'd do it."

He wasn't sure whether to be disappointed that Peter wasn't one of them after all.

"So would you like me to try?" Peter asked.

Michael nodded.

"Sure, go for it."

Peter pulled up Isabel's power, then reached over to use it to erase the ink from Michael's hands. "There we go. And since you were nice: no pink."

"I appreciate the no pink", Michael said solemnly.

"It's one of those things we guys do to look out for each other," Peter said, nodding with mock-sageness.

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