Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 01/14

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Why yes, yes Deadpool was sitting on the desk again today. But there were other things on the desk. Like a camera and a lot of paper. And ink.

Weird, no?

"Morning kids! Today we're learning about something very fun. Booking procedure. Or, ya know, the fun bits of it to me at least. Who wants to learn about lots and lots of paperwork, after all? Bo~oring!"

Hopping off the desk, he started to pace in front of the class.

"First up today is the mugshot. Or, as I like to call it, the best way to make or break a career in Hollywood by looking like a homeless heroin addict!" Deadpool shook his head sadly. "No one wants to end up lookin' like Nick Nolte or Hugh Grant, so I suggest practicing your look before they actually toss you in to get that picture taken. It'll be like modeling! With police! And crimes!"

Really.

Just like it.

"And second! Fingerprints. Which is just code for letting you kids run wild and free with paper and ink. Because no one really cares about learning about whirls and all stuff. You just want to get straight to the finding your classmates' finger prints so you can see if they're stealing food from the common rooms. Isn't that right? For shame, common room food stealer. Just go to Turtle&Canary and buy your own."

"Last of all!" He bounced on his heels, looking at the class. "Haley Joel, English Petey... Welcome to being my TAs. I expect you to rule with an iron fist."

[[ooc: Wait for the OCD is up!]]

Comments

Re: Taking Prints

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Meg shook her head. "Nope. We just look alike. My boyfriend has got a twin that isn't related to him either. It's just Fandom weirdness."

Re: Taking Prints

[advicefrommice.livejournal.com]

"It really is," she said, still looking at Jo. With an effort, she drew her attention away. "I'm glad I don't have one."

Coraline wiped her inky hands on a spare piece of paper, making interesting swirls and squiggles. "Your turn now?"

[work is kicking my butt, sorry for the slowness]

Re: Taking Prints

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

"Sure," she said, holding out her hands. She hoped this stuff came off easy.

Re: Taking Prints

[advicefrommice.livejournal.com]

Coraline took Meg's hand and started carefully taking her fingerprints, trying not to share any extra ink from her own fingers. "Do you think she's your exact double?" she asked, looking up at Meg. "Right down to the fingerprints?"

Re: Taking Prints

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

"I was wondering that. I don't know for sure. We do have some, um, size differences," she said, pointedly not looking at her chest. "But I think that's because I'm a few years older than her and she's not fully, um, developed."

Re: Taking Prints

[advicefrommice.livejournal.com]

Coraline glanced at Jo again and voiced an, "Oh," of understanding. "But fingerprints don't develop." And there were only supposed to be one set of each kind in the whole world, everyone knew that. But, she thought, what if everyone were wrong? "You could find out if you really were each other's exact doubles if you compared them."